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I'm the weird one. Way back when I first turned 18 my older cousins took me to adult shops. We ended up at Castle and at this particular one they had a 6 foot purple novelty d***o. I bought it and mounted it above my mantle like a taxidermied fish. When people ask I say yep I caught that fat b*****d over in Tacoma. He tried to fight me but I won.