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Emptied a fire extinguisher all over the auditorium stage, attacked teachers with a yard stick screaming "I'm Fighting the Moony Men!", emotionally scarred every girl he ever dated by threatening suicide on a near weekly basis, plucked his hair out to the point of having to wear a hat for a semester and then kept it all in a baggie, developed a cocaine habit, and in every single example his father would bail him out and he would receive next to zero punishment.