I live in Blantyre Scotland. I was in a hotel in Canary Wharf and asked a random guy who was sitting next to a plug socket if he could watch my phone whilst it charged.
Stayed in eyeshot of him and an hour later I went to retrieve my phone.
Asked him where he was from and he replied “London born and bred” he asked where I was from
Me : just outside Glasgow
Him : my daughter lives just outside Glasgow, in a town called Blantyre
Me : 😳 where in Blantyre
Him: a new estate next to the motorway
Me: holy f**k please describe this estate?
Him: it’s got a big pylon in the middle of it.
Him : my daughter lives just outside Glasgow, in a town called Blantyre
Me : 😳 where in Blantyre
Him: a new estate next to the motorway
Me: holy f**k please describe this estate?
Him: it’s got a big pylon in the middle of it.
Meet a random guy in london and it turns out his daughter stays across the f****n road from me 😂😂😂😂