• Don’t try and do a Scottish accent. Barely any of us talk or sound like Shrek and it just pisses us off.
• Don’t claim to be Scottish just because your great great great great great grandfather was Scottish - newsflash, you’re not Scottish.
• Don’t talk about religion - it’s a touchy subject with a lot of sectarianism between Protestants and Catholics.
• Don’t mistake us for England, or ask us to speak more English.