Lord I've got a list...
-He has set himself on fire. Multiple times. Sometimes on purpose.
-He once decided he wouldn't shut off the power while working on a dryer because that would mean he'd have to change a bunch of other batteries. He got shocked, unsurprisingly. This only served to fuel his determination. He got ~~electrocuted~~ zapped 13 times, but he did finish the job alive, in the end.
-We have multiple nicks in the ceiling due to sword-related shenanigans.
-He volunteered to be on the receiving end of my taser, just to know what it felt like.
-As a child, he asked his older brother to kick him in the balls, again just to know what it felt like.
-He volunteered to have his entire nether region, front and back, waxed. For funsies.
-He once made me wake up in the middle of the night in a panic thinking there was a fire because he had manscaped and decided to clean up the hair by setting it on fire.
-He managed to both dislocate a knee and get pink eye within one drunken hour, during which he was playing with whiskey and homemade torches.
I could go on...
-He has set himself on fire. Multiple times. Sometimes on purpose.
-He once decided he wouldn't shut off the power while working on a dryer because that would mean he'd have to change a bunch of other batteries. He got shocked, unsurprisingly. This only served to fuel his determination. He got ~~electrocuted~~ zapped 13 times, but he did finish the job alive, in the end.
-We have multiple nicks in the ceiling due to sword-related shenanigans.
-He volunteered to be on the receiving end of my taser, just to know what it felt like.
-As a child, he asked his older brother to kick him in the balls, again just to know what it felt like.
-He volunteered to have his entire nether region, front and back, waxed. For funsies.
-He once made me wake up in the middle of the night in a panic thinking there was a fire because he had manscaped and decided to clean up the hair by setting it on fire.
-He managed to both dislocate a knee and get pink eye within one drunken hour, during which he was playing with whiskey and homemade torches.
I could go on...
