Having a discussion with my wife about not using certain Christmas tree decorations because they were glass and we had small kids.
Her: They’re not glass.
Me: They are though.
Her: No they’re not! See? *proceeds to drop one straight onto the hardwood floor*
~SMASH!~
Me: …
Her: …
Me: (with deadest straight face I have ever managed in my life) …I’ll get the broom.
And that is why we are still married.
Her: They’re not glass.
Me: They are though.
Her: No they’re not! See? *proceeds to drop one straight onto the hardwood floor*
~SMASH!~
Me: …
Her: …
Me: (with deadest straight face I have ever managed in my life) …I’ll get the broom.
And that is why we are still married.
