I've got a couple.
1. Went to a wedding a few years back. It was very hot and the bride swapped to a less elaborate dress after the ceremony.
She didn't wear any underwear under it because apparently it was too visible through the new outfit. While dancing, the dress came up and everyone got a full view of v****a. In her panic to cover herself up, she pulled her dress down a bit too hard and flashed her t**s.
2. At my cousins wedding, my uncle (not my cousin's dad) was missing for a while. He'd been hitting the drink hard so eventually somebody went to look for him, assuming he was in a bad way. They found him shagging one of the bar staff round the back of the venue. It would be innapropriate regardless, but it made much worse due to the fact:
a) His wife was at the wedding
b) he was in his mid 50s and the bargirl was 21
Somebody, I assume his wife, had got in touch with the girl's dad who then turned up and threated to k**l my uncle.
They ended up dating for 6 months, until I assume she realised her boyfriend, who is older than her own dad, didn't have much in common with her due to the 3+ decade age gap.
3. At my dad's wedding, there was a bouncy castle because there was a ton of kids. When the buffet opened, 2 teenagers decided it was the perfect time to have s*x on said bouncy castle and obviously got caught. They'd not met before, but were both kids of close family friends. They both called my dad uncle, despite their being no blood relation, which prompted guests who didn't know the family dynamic to assume they were actually cousins who decided to f**k.
After typing this out, I think I need a new family.
1. Went to a wedding a few years back. It was very hot and the bride swapped to a less elaborate dress after the ceremony.
She didn't wear any underwear under it because apparently it was too visible through the new outfit. While dancing, the dress came up and everyone got a full view of v****a. In her panic to cover herself up, she pulled her dress down a bit too hard and flashed her t**s.
2. At my cousins wedding, my uncle (not my cousin's dad) was missing for a while. He'd been hitting the drink hard so eventually somebody went to look for him, assuming he was in a bad way. They found him shagging one of the bar staff round the back of the venue. It would be innapropriate regardless, but it made much worse due to the fact:
a) His wife was at the wedding
b) he was in his mid 50s and the bargirl was 21
Somebody, I assume his wife, had got in touch with the girl's dad who then turned up and threated to k**l my uncle.
They ended up dating for 6 months, until I assume she realised her boyfriend, who is older than her own dad, didn't have much in common with her due to the 3+ decade age gap.
3. At my dad's wedding, there was a bouncy castle because there was a ton of kids. When the buffet opened, 2 teenagers decided it was the perfect time to have s*x on said bouncy castle and obviously got caught. They'd not met before, but were both kids of close family friends. They both called my dad uncle, despite their being no blood relation, which prompted guests who didn't know the family dynamic to assume they were actually cousins who decided to f**k.
After typing this out, I think I need a new family.