I was playing hockey and for some reason I was pissed off that day. This one guy had slashed me a few times but hadn't gotten caught for it, which pissed me off even more. Later in the game, they dumped the puck into the corner and I went back to get it. The d**k who had been slashing me decided it was a perfect time to give me a shot in the back as I was playing the puck up the boards. As soon as the puck cleared the blue line, I turned around and crosschecked that m**********r into the net, knocking it off the moorings. I then calmly skated to the both and served my two minutes. Good times.