The first particle accelerators had a problem: The inaccessible and extremely expensive interior pipes needed to be cleaned, but there was no reasonable way to clean them. They couldn't be taken out or opened without destroying them, and they couldn't get anything through the 300ft or so of their length that wouldn't horribly damage it in the process.
So they came up with a pretty ingenious solution: They trained a ferret to crawl through the particle accelerator while trailing a string behind herself. However this raised a new issue: her droppings wouldn't be cleaned by anything they could just pull through the accelerator by the string she was carrying...
The solution? Ferret diapers.
So they came up with a pretty ingenious solution: They trained a ferret to crawl through the particle accelerator while trailing a string behind herself. However this raised a new issue: her droppings wouldn't be cleaned by anything they could just pull through the accelerator by the string she was carrying...
The solution? Ferret diapers.