Bored Panda
JUN 10, 2026

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My roommate recently said to me "if she even has a little bit of body fat, that's a deal breaker" and it's not that he doesn't get laid, but it's been probably 5 years since he had s*x that he didn't fly to southeast Asia for.

He has a d**d end job and no degrees or marketable skills but wants to make more money so he can date hot girls. I offered to recommend him for an entry level job at the giant corporation where I work but he turned out down because the hours were too early.

The actual problem is that his only criteria for a partner is looks and he doesn't bring that much to the table himself.
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