Bored Panda
MAR 24, 2026

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Ended up going back to his house where he lived with his father, in the middle of the night I farted so loud I woke up him, my self, and his dad.

Because you can't be blamed for anything you do whilst sleeping, I just stayed as still as possible.

When we emerged from the bedroom in the morning , running into his dad, he said 'Son, you woke me up with that one last night!' Chuckling away.

'Yeah sorry, dad, must have been all the beer,' replied my date, winking at me.

We've been together for three and a half years now and are due to be married in 2017.
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