Bored Panda
JAN 7, 2026

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Once I was invited to a supposed christian youth meeting by my cousin. I didn't really want to go but she insisted, so I ended up there. It was held in a small apartment, and when we arrived we were greeted by the group leaders, which seemed like totally normal young people.

Afterwards the other members arrived and they turned off all the lights at the apartment. I thought that was a little weird but no big deal. Then they started with the music. They put those christian rock songs they usually use at normal christian youth groups but the started dancing like maniacs, jumping everywhere, flailing their arms, and the weirdest of all, laughing uncontrollably.

Then, in one second, they all threw themselves to ground, got in their knees and started crying like their mother had just been brutally ended. After this they got up and started dancing and laughing again, as if nothing ever happened. I was seriously creeped out at this point, but this was only the beginning.

They started with this weird ritual where they promised to perform any miracle you wanted or needed, as Christ allowed them to do so. A kid said he wanted to get taller and so they put their hands all over him and starting murmuring prayers for a while. Then they put him against a wall and they claimed he had at least grown 3 centimeters. He believed them, like, seriously believed them. Later, they claimed that they could turn water into wine and grabbed a bottle of water, put their hands on top of it and prayed again. The water didnt change at all, but they all drank from it and claimed it tasted like wine and claimed they were getting drunk from it, while laughing hysterically again.

Finally the "reunion" ended and they continued being as normal as they were before, as if nothing had happened. I left and when they tried to contact me again I just ignored them.
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