Another time I was a comcast cable installer, I had to install cable in this dude's s*x dungeon. Pink walls, black feather boa furniture, swings and ropes and chains and latex clothing on the wall.
I'm there drilling holes in his wall to run the coax and set up his cable box and he's like "So I can order p**n through the cable box, right?" and I'm like "yeah, I'll show you the menu."
Guy was wearing a velour robe and slippers and smoking a cigar. I had to go out to my truck and ask myself, "Is this my life now?"
EDIT: I *wish* I'd met Zapp Brannigan.
I'm there drilling holes in his wall to run the coax and set up his cable box and he's like "So I can order p**n through the cable box, right?" and I'm like "yeah, I'll show you the menu."
Guy was wearing a velour robe and slippers and smoking a cigar. I had to go out to my truck and ask myself, "Is this my life now?"
EDIT: I *wish* I'd met Zapp Brannigan.
