This is kind of the opposite, but still amusing in a sad, George Carlin was right kind of way.
I was poor, but also a responsible adult, so I was at the free clinic down the block from my work for a routine exam. In walks an acquaintance with a woman who was clearly her friend, but unknown to me. They come over and we make introductions. The acquaintance's friend is called shortly before I am. After the usual song and dance, I head back out. I see the acquaintance, now alone, and go to chat a bit more. She explains that her friend was sure she had a UTI, but it turned out to be gonorrhea. She was back asking how long she'd had it, and trying her damnedest to work out where it came from since her long term boyfriend couldn't possibly be the source because he would never cheat on her after the last time. I ask who the BF is, and it's this sleezebag in a band that was trying to try it on with me a few months back, but I was not into him. I had no idea he had a gf, or I would have given her a heads up. Here she was, adamant that she must've had gonorrhea for several years but her immune system suppressed it until she recently got stressed out. I told the acquaintance about his not so distance attempts at cheating with me, so she could maybe get the woman to see reason. I thought it would be better coming from a friend rather than a stranger.
I was poor, but also a responsible adult, so I was at the free clinic down the block from my work for a routine exam. In walks an acquaintance with a woman who was clearly her friend, but unknown to me. They come over and we make introductions. The acquaintance's friend is called shortly before I am. After the usual song and dance, I head back out. I see the acquaintance, now alone, and go to chat a bit more. She explains that her friend was sure she had a UTI, but it turned out to be gonorrhea. She was back asking how long she'd had it, and trying her damnedest to work out where it came from since her long term boyfriend couldn't possibly be the source because he would never cheat on her after the last time. I ask who the BF is, and it's this sleezebag in a band that was trying to try it on with me a few months back, but I was not into him. I had no idea he had a gf, or I would have given her a heads up. Here she was, adamant that she must've had gonorrhea for several years but her immune system suppressed it until she recently got stressed out. I told the acquaintance about his not so distance attempts at cheating with me, so she could maybe get the woman to see reason. I thought it would be better coming from a friend rather than a stranger.