A friend's mom went to a new OB/GYN. Before the visit, she sprayed something *down there* to make sure the doctor would be greeted with a pleasant aroma. Unknowingly, what she sprayed had glitter in it. So she was all glittered up and had no idea. The doctor, who was male, upon seeing the sight said "fancy!" and proceeded with the exam. Apparently, hearing a doctor exclaim "fancy!" makes this kind of thing awkward for the patient. It wasn't until later that she discovered that the doctor was reacting to the glitter. She was, of course, mortified.