Bored Panda
Job Interviewers Reveal The Worst "This Person Isn't Getting The Job" Moments, Show What Not To Do (30 Posts)
CuriositiesJAN 20, 2022

Job Interviewers Reveal The Worst "This Person Isn't Getting The Job" Moments, Show What Not To Do (30 Posts)

179
30
Going to a job interview is one of the most stressful things you get to do in your professional life. The pressure to perform well and highlight your inner awesomeness is immense. And at the end of the day, a lot is riding on that brief conversation—your future career path, your self-confidence, your ability to pay the rent.
However, we tend to worry about how things will go on our end of the table. Very few of us have actually made accurate guesses about how the job interviewers are going to respond to what we say and do. And being able to know ahead of time what pitfalls to avoid can boost your career to whole new levels.
That’s why we’ve collected a whole host of red flags to avoid the next time you’re at an interview, as shared by HR staff and recruiters. They spilled the beans on r/AskReddit about all the times they realized that someone definitely wasn’t getting the job.
It’s informative. It’s fun. It’s all down below, so scroll down and upvote the stories you found the most useful. Got any job interview nightmares to share with all the other Pandas? Drop on by the comment section. And if you want to see some more applicant red flags, then check out this Bored Panda article right here later on.
The author of the thread, a veteran recruiter, was kind enough to answer Bored Panda's questions about the viral post. Scroll down for our interview with the OP.

#1

His personal signature included a crucifix. When asked, he said it was his responsibility before God to share the good news of Christ with every person he met. I did not want to find out how far he was willing to take that responsibility while working with the mentally ill.
Report
299points

The redditor revealed that they've been recruiting people for years and years. "I've been in HR, and recruiting for most of my life," they shared with Bored Panda.

"I asked [the question] because in a recent position I had as an interviewer, it seemed like the art of interview etiquette has been completely lost," they explained what inspired them to come up with the question in the first place.

#2

Job Interviewers Reveal The Worst "This Person Isn't Getting The Job" Moments, Show What Not To Do (30 Posts)
This guy was an absolute rock star applicant, applying to be a teacher. He was super nice, young, dynamic, and had won awards. He also had great references. Then, when asked 'Any questions?' he replied 'Could you tell me if you'd have a problem with a teacher dating a student?'
296points

#3

Job Interviewers Reveal The Worst "This Person Isn't Getting The Job" Moments, Show What Not To Do (30 Posts)
A woman casually mentioning that she wanted to set her ex on fire. Totally unprompted and unrelated to anything that had been asked. Later, when asked how to handle difficult customers she said she would set them on fire as well.
264points

Bored Panda was interested to get the OP's take on what job applicants should or shouldn't do. For instance, they told us that as far as personal and professional achievements go, they like them highlighted on the resume. "If I get asked, I'll explain how I achieved it. It's not boastful in my opinion if you're asked," they said.

"I think one of the best things a person can do is simply be attentive. Do some research on the company, especially if it's for a job you really want," they gave some great advice for anyone who's planning on going to a job interview soon. Meanwhile, the worse thing someone can do is "check your phone or watch." Also, try not to seem bored or uninterested. "If that's the case, why did you even take the interview?"

#4

Job Interviewers Reveal The Worst "This Person Isn't Getting The Job" Moments, Show What Not To Do (30 Posts)
When I worked in a bank as a manager, one internal candidate I interviewed put her finger in front of my face while I was talking and said” I’m gonna stop you right there” . I went with the other person who didn’t put their finger to my face
232points

#5

An individual I was about to interview had strapped a bag of urine to themselves in preps for a drug test and accidentally sat down on it. The bag popped and pee went all over the person and the floor. My office smelled like urine for a month...
Report
217points

#6

My most recent standout was when I found my own resume with someone else's name on it. Someone had come across my resume at some point and copied-pasted it into their own, with no changes except for the name/contact information.
217points

Earlier, career coach Jermaine Murray explained to Bored Panda that one of the biggest mistakes that applicants can make is being too humble. If they don’t highlight their achievements and accomplishments, nobody else will do it for them.

"They humble themselves when they need to be boasting. If you understand why the work that you were doing was important and how it impacts your org (project) then you should be explaining that to the interviewer without holding back. How did you go above and beyond to make sure things worked? What creative ways did you come up with? Show off."

#7

Job Interviewers Reveal The Worst "This Person Isn't Getting The Job" Moments, Show What Not To Do (30 Posts)
During my first management gig I was sifting through resumes for an internship program we had and one of the candidates printed her resume on glittery paper and sprayed it with perfume. I didn’t even look at her resume. To this day they probably still find glitter on that desk.
213points

#8

Job Interviewers Reveal The Worst "This Person Isn't Getting The Job" Moments, Show What Not To Do (30 Posts)
Interviewed someone for a teaching position in China.
Me: Do you have any preference in regards to which city in China you would like to live in?
Candidate: Hmmm, I'm very interested in either Shanghai or Korea.
Nope.
211points

#9

Job Interviewers Reveal The Worst "This Person Isn't Getting The Job" Moments, Show What Not To Do (30 Posts)
Had a guy who was a little rough but was looking quite promising for a design role. He blew it with me by saying “I’ll turn this company around in 6 weeks” and a few more comments along those lines with a theme of “you are currently messing it up”.
This is a small successful company. I wanted him to fit in, not “turn us round”.
210points

According to Jermaine, our tone of voice and body language are vital to success during job interviews. We should always do our best to be perceived as confident and capable. Failing to do so can cost you the job because your talents and skills won’t seem as impressive if you’re a nervous wreck or just downright scared.

"If your body language or tone says otherwise [i.e. that you’re not confident], you destroy the perception of your skills. Once that's gone so are your chances of landing the job," he said.

#10

Job Interviewers Reveal The Worst "This Person Isn't Getting The Job" Moments, Show What Not To Do (30 Posts)
Currently doing all video interviews (cause well Covid) and I recruit for a healthcare company. many, many, many times people answer the video call either naked, partially naked, on the toilet, etc. yeah you’re not getting the job bud.
201points

#11

My wife got someone who applied as an emergency room physician who didn’t have a medical degree or go to medical school but they were a “hard worker” and a “quick learner.” Yeah, you can’t legally practice medicine without a license. That’s gonna be a no.
196points

#12

I recently interviewed a Chef. I hadn't even gotten to the point of telling him what our menu theme was and he took off his mask and said he won't wear one if I told him to. Then he starts telling me how my restaurant was going to run, and a bunch of menu items that aren't even close to our theme.
I told him he should go start his own restaurant, call it the Covid Cafe.
Report
190points

"You can teach someone to be a better coder but it's near impossible to teach them how to be a better person. Recruiters will always value personality first, but technical skills are a very close second," Jermaine said.

"Hiring managers keep that in mind and try to make sure candidates they like can perform competently. Different things contribute to this bar that aren't based on the candidate but the organization's internal ability to support and develop someone. Once those two elements are present a hire will happen.”

#13

Job Interviewers Reveal The Worst "This Person Isn't Getting The Job" Moments, Show What Not To Do (30 Posts)
Interviewee dropped multiple F-bombs. Job interviews are one of the most formal things a person will go through. Now, I’m not shy for swearing language, but they didn’t know that. It just showed I couldn’t trust her in any formal situation or important business meeting. It wasn’t the swearing, it was the lack of judgement.
181points

#14

Job Interviewers Reveal The Worst "This Person Isn't Getting The Job" Moments, Show What Not To Do (30 Posts)
Not a HR but I'm currently conducting interviews to recruit a new team member. We saw a guy who was great on the paper but when asked about hobbies he said "seduce and bang women". He was done at this very moment as I yeeted myself out of the place.
171points

#15

Bring your parent or spouse with you... if you need moral support leave them in the car, do not bring them with you to our office and definitely do NOT let them speak for you. Instant “no” from me.
170points

Jermaine told Bored Panda that first impressions are vital. That extends to our online presence, e.g. on LinkedIn, as well.

“You can always improve your profile and show up in a Recruiter’s future search based on the SEO algorithms on LinkedIn. Also, if someone is a good Recruiter, they wouldn’t discount someone’s profile in the future because good people make bad resumes on LinkedIn all the time,” he gave us a peek at the side of things from a recruiter’s perspective.

#16

Job Interviewers Reveal The Worst "This Person Isn't Getting The Job" Moments, Show What Not To Do (30 Posts)
I worked for a big, well known company and we were recruiting interns straight out of college. The questions are more of a get to know you questions, rather than actual knowledge of the work or experience. The company actually gave us a paper with some example questions, like the one below, that we could ask if we ran out of ideas.
So it's going pretty well, very bubbly, chatty girl and I have impression she would fit the team. Until:
Me: how do you handle multiple deadlines in a short time period? E.g. if you have 2-3 exams close to each other or an exam and a big class project?
Interviewee: well, you try to do your best, but if I realise I cannot meet both deadlines, I just call in sick
168points

#17

Job Interviewers Reveal The Worst "This Person Isn't Getting The Job" Moments, Show What Not To Do (30 Posts)
My manager once told me a guy came in to interview and didn't know about Ohm's law. The position was for electrical engineering.
160points

#18

Job Interviewers Reveal The Worst "This Person Isn't Getting The Job" Moments, Show What Not To Do (30 Posts)
Very clearly googling the answers during a remote interview.
154points

#19

Job Interviewers Reveal The Worst "This Person Isn't Getting The Job" Moments, Show What Not To Do (30 Posts)
"Is that a photo of your wife? Wow, she's hot! Is she at home? What's your home phone number?"
Demonstrating self-confidence: 100%.
Demonstrating stupidity, and many other bad qualities: 100%
153points

#20

Joint interviewed a candidate with a female colleague, and the guy addressed all his answers to me, even when my colleague was the one who asked
146points
179
30