Our loyal readers know that if they hear the word “Zillow” it’s not gonna be a post about architectural masterpieces where the designs are award winning and where every little corner has its purpose.
Quite the contrary, we will dive into the zillionaire-approved houses of sheer insanity that show what happens when common sense and too many dollars in your bank account go on a date.
Thanks to the new and growing Instagram account “BizarreZillow” that has collected some of the most “seriously?!”-inducing Zillow listings, we now gotta see what cursed means when we talk real estate. So hold tight, things are about to get zillowy.
And be sure to check our previous article on beyond weird Zillow listings right here and here.
#21 I Could Feel The Christmas Noose Begin To Tighten... 1 Rivers Edge Dr., Colts Neck, New Jersey
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73points
#23 This Is The Home That Inspired It All. Words Escape Me Every Time I See These Photos. This House Opened Up New Doors Inside My Soul And Makes Me Feel Emotions I Never Knew I Had. 450 W Grixdale Ave., Detroit, Michigan
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69points
#24 I’ve Got Vampires On The Brain Thanks To The 2020 Resurgence Of The Twilight Franchise. This House Makes Me Want To Sleep In A Coffin And Hiss At A Crucifix! 2114 Ne Crestview Dr., Newport, Oregon
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67points
#25 Did A 9 Year Old Prince Design This House? 67 Byron, Weston, Massachusetts
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62points
#26 If A Sims House Created By An Emotionally Disturbed 10 Yr Old Came To Life
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61points
#27 Welcome To The Winchester Mystery House, The Spooky Abode Of Sara Pardee Winchester
As the wife of William Winchester, creator of war rifles used throughout the 19th century, Sara’s life was plagued by misfortune, marked by the deaths of her infant daughter from wasting disease and husband who succumbed to tuberculosis. Stricken by grief, Sara was drawn to the trendy “spiritualism” movement of the era, and was told by a medium that her family was cursed and stalked by the souls of those killed by her husband’s weapons. This clairvoyant told Sara that the only way to escape the malevolent presence was to move west, build a home, and continue expanding it forever. Using her inheritance of nearly $1000 per day, Sara attempted to “trick” the ghosts by constructing a mansion filled with convoluted floorpans, winding hallways, stairs that lead to ceilings, and the infamous “door to nowhere” pictured on the 3rd slide which opens to a steep drop from the second floor.
The home boasts over 160 rooms, including 40 bedrooms, two ballrooms, 47 fireplaces and 10,000 panes of glass, and once stood seven stories tall prior to the 1960 earthquake which leveled sections of the estate. Only one bathroom in the home was operational, with all others used as “decoys” to confuse spirits. Though the medium told her that constant development of the house would grant her immortality, Sara passed away inside the home in 1922. The Winchester Mystery House is also the inspiration for The Haunted Mansion ride at Disney World
The home boasts over 160 rooms, including 40 bedrooms, two ballrooms, 47 fireplaces and 10,000 panes of glass, and once stood seven stories tall prior to the 1960 earthquake which leveled sections of the estate. Only one bathroom in the home was operational, with all others used as “decoys” to confuse spirits. Though the medium told her that constant development of the house would grant her immortality, Sara passed away inside the home in 1922. The Winchester Mystery House is also the inspiration for The Haunted Mansion ride at Disney World
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60points
#28 “There’s A Gaping Void Inside My Soul So I’ll Pack My House To The Gills With Ugly Things Until I Can Feel Something Again!” -The Owner Of This House, Probably 3538 W Capitol Dr, Peoria, Illinois
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60points
#29 Giving Me “Set Of 90s Nickelodeon Sitcom That No One Really Watched Or Remembers” Energy 6122 S Boston Cir, Greenwood Village
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57points
