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Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
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Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful

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Ever since the internet, the so-called information superhighway, introduced us to its inexhaustible stream of data, there is only so much schools and universities can teach us that can't be found online. Things that even might one day save our precious lives. Particularly, if we talk about the most random, crazy tidbits of information you might've never stumbled upon if not for curious places such as r/AskReddit.
When one person decided to ask this 40-million-user community "What are some real but crazy facts that could save your life?", the responses were as impressive as ever. From bleeding-stopping tea bags to Bear Grylls-esque survival tips involving plastic bags and tree branches, you would need an entire notebook to write down people's wildest responses. But do not worry! Bored Panda has handpicked the most fascinating facts that are equally handy and quite nuts. Hopefully, there won't be any reason for you, dear pandas, to try them out in reality though.

#1

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
Point at someone and delegate. People freeze up in emergencies or assume someone else will handle a problem. Point at someone as say 'you guy in the blue shirt. Go to the gate and tell the ambulance where we are. Ma'am? please go with him.' Don't ask 'does anyone know CPR.' Point at someone and ask if they do. Even if they don't people are more likely to step forward in fear of being asked next and judged for not acting sooner then volunteering from the beginning.
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We've all been there – scrolling through our feeds, only to be interrupted by a random fact that we never knew existed or needed to know. From the fact that a group of flamingos is called a "flamboyance" to survival using a plastic bag, there's no denying that random facts have an almost hypnotic appeal to us all. Especially those that increase our odds at survival. 

The fascination with random tidbits of information, then, has become kind of a cultural phenomenon. There are websites like Reddit and social media accounts, such as 'Unbelievable Facts', dedicated solely to sharing these curious pieces of information. But what is it about these facts that capture our attention? The element of surprise or, perhaps, the feeling of stumbling upon something absolutely gobsmacking?

#2

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
If you get stabbed or impaled, LEAVE THE FOREIGN OBJECT ALONE. Do not attempt to remove it. Yeah, it's horrible and it's freaking you out, but your odds of survival are much higher if you just leave it be. Medical professionals will remove it in an environment equipped to deal with it.
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In order to dig deeper and understand the appeal of random information, Bored Panda reached out to Scott Young, an entrepreneur and a Wall Street Journal bestselling author of "Ultralearning." He believes that there's no such thing as useless information, whether you're reading about sea cucumbers breathing through their butts or the King of Rock, Elvis', tragic demise on the toilet.

"I tend to think that we tend to underrate the value of 'useless' knowledge," Young said in an email. "The more things you know about something, the better you’re able to remember and reason about new information you encounter." We guess, when putting it that way, trivia nights don't sound that bad.

#3

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
Not too crazy but if someone is acting drunk but didnt had any alcohol, ask them to smile, if one side of their mouth is down, take them to a doctor cause they are having or will have a stroke.
159points

#4

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
If your house smells like fish for absolutely no reason, 9 times out of 10 it means that there is an electrical fire. The other time it means you need to take a shower.
157points

#5

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
I learned this from a firefighter video I saw years ago, probably here on Reddit. If you are ever choking and there is nobody to help you, lay on the floor on your hands and knees, then drop your body to the floor. This should create a sudden puff of air, pushing the food out of your throat. If at first you don't succeed, try it again! It will save your life.
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Another reason why we can't get enough of these lists full of juicy bits of information is quite simple, really - it's curiosity. Or as Thomas Hobbes, an English philosopher, called it, "the lust of the mind."

Duncan Pritchard, a professor of philosophy, specializing in epistemology (the science of knowledge) at the University of California, Irvine, believes we are quite lucky to have this biological trait. "We often don’t know what facts are useful in advance, so it’s helpful to be gaining new information," he told Bored Panda in an email. "Particularly, surprising information, as it may drive further useful inquiries in the future."

#6

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
Never, ever, ever go with someone who has a gun or knife pressed against you. Most people think complying with save them, but really they are just looking for a better place to kill you. Make them kill you in a crowded location or the current one. Chances are they won’t or they wouldn’t have asked you to go with them.
153points

#7

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
If the ocean water suddenly recedes at the beach you're at a tsunami is probably coming. Run, don't look at the fish.
144points

#8

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
A motorcycle helmet is stronger than a skull.
144points

You know that feeling when you're scrolling through your feed, and suddenly you find yourself deep in a rabbit hole reading about a celebrity's latest feud, or some obscure conspiracy theory, like "Illuminati"? Well, turns out, that's just your insatiable curiosity at work. The same way we accidentally learned how to make a fire by striking rocks against each other.

Yes, the practical application of most of this information applies to water cooler chats and awkward 'breaking the ice' moments. Still, though, we just can't help but indulge in learning about things that seem utterly irrelevant to our lives. Partly because it makes us feel good about ourselves.

"Learning something surprising can make us feel clever — this is one feature of the internet, in that it makes us feel that we know things that we probably don’t know that well at all," Pritchard explained. "It’s nice to feel clever!" It sure does, especially when there's dopamine involved, a Scooby Snack-type of hormone that makes us feel good as a reward for doing/learning something new. 

#9

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
Pretending to order a pizza while calling the cops most likely will work . Some women who lived with domestic abusers have done this.
142points

#10

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
If you get bit by a wild animal, you must get the rabies vaccine. Rabies is not like a flu or mild inconvenience. It’s one of the most lethal diseases on the planet. It has a near 100% fatality once the disease takes hold (and it’s a horrible way to go).
136points

#11

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
If you end up having to survive in a forest, crickets or grasshoppers chirping is NOT annoying. It is your sign of safety
(Crickets stop chirping when something big is moving close to them).
132points

#12

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
If you ever get in a fight never fight fair go for the dirty s**t kick people in the balls throw s**t in their eyes etc. If you really need to make an opening for yourself grab the ear and pull it only takes 7 pounds of pressure to tear an ear off
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And thus, "sometimes we are just interested in surprising information for its own sake," as Pritchard argued. "There’s a joy we get from learning something new, independent of whether it has any practical utility."

But what happens if your hunger for curiosity suddenly starts declining? It's been widely reported that as we get older, naturally, we start showing a lower level of intellectual curiosity. For those who would like to rekindle their eagerness to learn new things, Young suggests looking at it this way: "What’s something you’re already curious about and could perhaps make an effort to learn more about?"

Curiosity, he explains, "can be paradoxical in that it tends to increase as we know more — more knowledge doesn’t just fill in what we know, but also shows what we’re missing."

#13

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
If you find yourself stranded in a desert, ration sweat, not water. Of course don’t drink all of your water in one go, but the rate a which you’ll dehydrate and overheat if exerting yourself (e.g. walking/hiking too fast or climbing over obstacles in the heat of the day) will kill you much quicker. Many people are found dead, with water, which is terrifying.
128points

#14

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
Don't swim towards the cute dolphins. Those m***********s will hit you with their tails, headbutt you, and drown you if they feel like it.
Seriously, they're big, strong, wild animals, and although they are generally pretty chill around humans you really don't want to meet one in a bad mood.
127points

#15

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
If you’re a lady being followed in a city, liquor store/corner stores are great places to duck into. Clerks are great people to tell. Have been followed in sketchy neighborhoods a number of times and they’ve been great and down to tell a creepy f****r off or just keep an eye out for me 9.5/10 times.
Would write an ode to them if I could.
124points

#16

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
If you're in water and don't know which way is up, blow out some air and follow the bubbles
If you're under snow and don't know the way up, drool and let gravity do its thing.
If you're getting jumped at or anything like it. scratch the skin on the person (face would be easiest) to get some DNA under your fingernails. (Maybe not directly life saving, but at least makes it easier to identify the perpetrator).
124points

#17

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
If you think your house is haunted and "feel a presence", you may have a carbon monoxide leak. Get a detector at home depot. Symptoms of carbon monoxide poisoning include hallucination.
124points

#18

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
Never leave unsecured heavy objects like tools on the back seat/parcel shelf of your car. In a high-speed collision, such items can kill you.
116points

#19

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
Teabags stop bleeding. They have an acid called tannic which is a natural clotting agent.
108points

#20

Someone Asked People To Share "Real But Crazy Facts That Could Save Your Life" And Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful
Don't eat a lot of food right away after a long fast.
black_dragon3453 replied:
my great-grandfather was an Italian soldier and POW during wwii. as his camp was liberated, the us troops gave the starving prisoners as much food as they could eat, but he knew better and did not indulge. he and the americans watched in horror as cramps and nausea took over and most of the prisoners died. scary sh*t
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