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111 Savage Roasts That Left People With No Comeback (New Pics)
FunnyAPR 1, 2026

111 Savage Roasts That Left People With No Comeback (New Pics)

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We can’t all be witty when put on the spot. No matter how clever you sound in your own head, when faced with confrontation, it can feel impossible to get the words out without stuttering and stumbling. But one of the great things about social media is that it allows us time to formulate our replies before posting them. And as you’ll see from this list, some people just have a skill for crafting comebacks akin to Shakespeare.
We took a trip to the Rare Insults subreddit and gathered some of their funniest posts below. Now, we certainly don’t condone offending people for no reason. But if someone throws the first stone, they’re fair game. Enjoy reading through these brutal burns, and be sure to upvote the ones that you find particularly brilliant!

#21 This Is Probably The First Time I've Seen Someone Take A Shot At A Letter

This Is Probably The First Time I've Seen Someone Take A Shot At A Letter
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Gen Z has even created a derogatory term for AI bots: “clankers.” And if the younger generation finds you basic and boring, they might say your behavior is “coworker core.” Meanwhile, if the younger generation notices a woman who seems to be trying too hard to appeal to the male gaze or put down other women to prove that she’s “not like other girls,” she might be labeled a “pick-me.” And if Gen Z wants to simply insult someone’s appearance, they might call them “chopped,” meaning that they’re simply unattractive.   

#22 10/10 For The Burn

10/10 For The Burn
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#23 That One Took Me Back To “The Good Old Days” LOL

That One Took Me Back To “The Good Old Days” LOL
101points

#24 This Is Hard

This Is Hard
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Are you feeling inspired to start crafting your own brilliant insults after reading through these posts, pandas? Keep upvoting the ones that you find particularly clever, and let us know in the comments below if you have any other useful rare insults hidden up your sleeve. Then, if you’re looking for another Bored Panda article featuring witty comebacks, check out this list next!

#25 I Walk The Line

I Walk The Line
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99points

#26 A Grade Self-Burn

A Grade Self-Burn
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97points

#27 The Ratio On This Tweet Is Good, But The Replies Hidden By The Op Were Even Better

The Ratio On This Tweet Is Good, But The Replies Hidden By The Op Were Even Better
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94points

#28 Oof, That One Was Creative

Oof, That One Was Creative
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89points

#29 How Much Of Your Life?

How Much Of Your Life?
88points

#30 Medium Rare Burn

Medium Rare Burn
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88points

#31 The Duality Of Man

The Duality Of Man
85points

#32 He Does Look Like One

He Does Look Like One
85points

#33 It Do Be Looking Like That

It Do Be Looking Like That
84points

#34 I Mean Am I Wrong?

I Mean Am I Wrong?
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83points

#35 Old Man Logan

Old Man Logan
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#36 Even Facebook Can't Delete That

Even Facebook Can't Delete That
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#37 A Very Specific Insult

A Very Specific Insult
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#38 Hot Dog Water

Hot Dog Water
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78points

#39 She Really Does

She Really Does
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75points

#40 Ouch That Outa Hurt

Ouch That Outa Hurt
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