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50 Online Market Listings That People Just Had To Screenshot For Their Absurdity
CuriositiesOCT 8, 2025

50 Online Market Listings That People Just Had To Screenshot For Their Absurdity

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Respect the hustle, they say. But how can you, when it’s someone selling half-eaten snacks, haunted dolls, or an old shoe described as an antique? At the very least, I’m going to laugh at it.
To prove that people will try to make a dollar off literally anything, we’ve gathered some of the funniest, most ridiculous, and downright confusing online listings ever posted.
Today, you can describe the internet in many ways, and a flea market is definitely one of them — full of scammers and opportunists.

#1 I Guess He Was Really Excited About The Fig Trees! Found On FB Marketplace

I Guess He Was Really Excited About The Fig Trees! Found On FB Marketplace
60points

#2 A Bargain If You Ask Me

A Bargain If You Ask Me
41points

Some social media platforms seem to be struggling with the younger crowd. For example, only 32% of U.S. teens use Facebook today, down from 71% in 2014, according to the Pew Research Center. And many who are still there choose to stay only because of its resale platform, Marketplace.

Launched in 2016, Facebook Marketplace has grown into one of Meta's biggest success stories and now competes with the likes of eBay and Craigslist.

"Marketplace is the flea market of the internet," said Charles Lindsay, an associate professor of marketing at the University of Buffalo. "There's a massive amount of consumer-to-consumer business."

#3 Anyone Looking For A Chicken Suit? No Questions Asked!

Anyone Looking For A Chicken Suit? No Questions Asked!
40points

#4 XL Coughing For Sale

XL Coughing For Sale
37points

#5 Michael Wave

Michael Wave
37points

This is largely because "young people, including students ... , are increasingly drawn to used goods," said Yoo-Kyoung Seock, a professor of textiles, merchandising and interiors at the University of Georgia, who studies consumer behavior among Gen Z and millennials and environmental sustainability in the textile industry.

Meta doesn't talk much about Marketplace as a business — for instance, how its demographics may differ from Facebook overall and whether it has a vision to grow the platform in its annual reports — but unlike, say, Craigslist users, Marketplace has messaging built in on Facebook, making communication really easy.

#6 Toss Da Baby

Toss Da Baby
35points

#7 Air For Sale

Air For Sale
33points

#8 An Obvious Joke, But I Thought This Community Would Appreciate The Humor

An Obvious Joke, But I Thought This Community Would Appreciate The Humor
31points

#9 This Lamp For Sale. Found On My Local FB Marketplace Page

This Lamp For Sale. Found On My Local FB Marketplace Page
31points

However, there's still plenty of fraud online. 73% of U.S. adults have experienced some kind of online scam or attack, and 36% say they purchased an item online that never arrived or was counterfeit and it was not refunded.

Interestingly, younger Americans are slightly more likely than their older counterparts to say they have lost money because of an online scam or attack. About a quarter of 18- to 29-year-olds say they’ve lost money in this way, compared to 15% of those 65 and older.

This makes you wonder: how many of these ridiculous listings are actually legit? (Minus the ones that are clearly created as a joke, of course.)

#10 I Believe This Is An Oregon

I Believe This Is An Oregon
30points

#11 Ponch

Ponch
29points

#12 Probably

Probably
28points

#13 Catholic Converter

Catholic Converter
27points

What's worse, fake AI listings are also flooding the internet. According to Dr. Kolina Koltai, who is a senior researcher and trainer at Bellingcat and studies how sociotechnical systems influence our decision-making, major advancements in artificial intelligence in recent years have made it harder to differentiate between what’s real or fake, not just when it comes to photos and videos of people, but also in product listings.

#14 A Connoisseur

A Connoisseur
27points

#15 $5000 Lettuce Shard

$5000 Lettuce Shard
26points

#16 First Time I've Ever Seen Something Like That

First Time I've Ever Seen Something Like That
26points

#17 Haul Away A Collosal Mountain Of Trash For Him. It'll Only Cost You $1000

Haul Away A Collosal Mountain Of Trash For Him. It'll Only Cost You $1000
25points

"Many AI-generated images have some sort of 'sheen' or look to them that can set off alarm bells," Koltai explains.

"Take this image of one of the 'crystal coffee mugs.' At first glance, it looks like a beautiful mug. But if you look closer, you might notice defects in the image."

She says many of us often search for the cheapest items online, looking to get the most bang for our buck, but it is also important to be alert to deals that seem too good to be real.

#18 Perfectly Balanced

Perfectly Balanced
25points

#19 Hmm

Hmm
24points

#20 Antique Legs

Antique Legs
24points
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