Cars, aren't they the funniest? Just take a look at a Fiat Multipla, for instance, and suddenly, an inanimate object is the culprit of uncontrollable giggles. Suddenly, you're thinking about this inanimate object's goofy personality and imagining it in various life-like situations. One of those is, of course, a car race. Because that's what cars do, right? Now, putting a Multipla in such an environment just gave you another bust of the sniggers, and now you are glad you've opened this article dedicated to racing jokes. Because now you know that they're going to be just the funniest!
So, jokes about car racing wouldn't actually go far without mentioning the drivers, right? Thus, you can definitely expect a mild amount of genteel mockery addressed to those behind the wheel, too. Just a little bit of friendly fun and nothing more. Of course, any race wouldn't really be a spectacle without the spectators, so we'll touch on this subject in our car race jokes, too. Again, just a teensy amount of ha-ha's. And most of the fun will be dedicated to the vehicles themselves here, so a fair amount of these are purely car jokes. And that's not just a smidgen of amusement, but a whole carnival!
Now, we think we've revved your anticipation enough here, and it is probably time to go to the car racing jokes themselves, right? If so, then scroll on down below and check out these hilarious jokes! Be sure to give your vote to the best jokes of the bunch and share this article with your petrol-head friends!
#1

"I keep trying to watch racing on my computer but every time I press the F1 key it just opens a help window."
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#2
"Who won the 1975 F1 World Championship?"
"Lauda."
"WHO WON THE 1975 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP?!"
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#3

"I went to a drag race last Saturday. I still can't believe the guy in high heels won."
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#4
Rules of drag races are pretty straightforward to understand.
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#5
"I was in a bar the other day, when a girl asked me, "what do you do?" I responded, "I race cars." Screeching with excitement, she shot back, "do you win many races!?" I sighed, "no, the cars are much faster...""
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#6
Why did the bicycle not enter the car race?
It was too tired.
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#7

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?
Speedos!
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#8
What do you get when you cross a racecar with a spud?
Crashed potatoes.
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#9

What’s the difference between praying in church and at the track?
At the track you really mean it!
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#10
What sort of racehorses come out after dark?
Night-mares.
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#11
"My wife and kids are leaving me because of my obsession with Formula 1. And it's lights out and away they go!"
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#12
"My racehorse’s name is Mayo. Sometimes, Mayo neighs."
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#13

"My little cousin was showing off that he sleeps in a race car bed. Jokes on him I sleep in a real car."
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#14
What do we want?
Race car noises.
When do we want them?
Neoooooooooooooooooooooow.
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#15
Scene: a psychiatrists practice:
"Doc, I'm a mechanic I work for a racecar driver. It's utterly depressing... I get to fix his car up, maintain it, tune it to perfection. But never -not once- have I been allowed to take it for a spin. It's crushing a depressing to think that such a wonderful thing is out there purring, but I'll never get to enjoy it..."
"Well sir, I think I understand just fine, my brother in law has the exact same problem."
"Is he a mechanic too doc?"
"No, a gynecologist"
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#16
Why did the car get disqualified from the neighborhood drag race?
No spoilers!
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#17

What's the difference between a velodrome and a palindrome?
For one, you have to use a bicycle. For the other, you can use a race car.
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#18
"R stands for Racing. That's exactly what I thought before shifting the gear on my car to R at 120 mph."
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#19
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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#20
"I tried horse racing once, but I fell at the first fence. I might have done better if I had a horse."
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