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These 34 Quarantine Pickup Lines Are Hilariously Creative
FunnyMAR 27, 2020

These 34 Quarantine Pickup Lines Are Hilariously Creative

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Many find pick-up lines cheesy and while some can appreciate a well-thought-out pun, others simply cannot stand it. That's why using pick-up lines to find a potential partner can be a risky business. Not only is it a 50-50 toss to begin with, but you also have to come up with one and bet that it's going to be good. Fortunately, some people online can offer you plenty of original ideas and with the current world situation where the majority are sitting at home not doing much, the originality is flowing.
These people all banded together to take their shot at coming up with the best quarantine and Covid-19-themed pick-up lines and some were truly successful. So scroll down, read through them, and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites. And hey, maybe add one or two to your own romantic repertoire?

#1

If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?
37points

#2

Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile
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35points

#3

I wash my hands when there's no pandemic too
29points

#4

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
27points

#5

Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?
27points

#6

Whisper in her ear:
"I have 60 rolls of ultra soft toilet paper"
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25points

#7

Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
25points

#8

Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.
24points

#9

I'm just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. Asking him to maybe move back another foot. Thanks.
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24points

#10

"We're quarantined in the same house, your options are kind of limited."
21points

#11

Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face
21points

#12

Cough here often?
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21points

#13

You can't spell virus without U and I
21points

#14

I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
20points

#15

“I really can’t stay”
“Baby it’s Covid-19 outside”
20points

#16

One ply? Two ply? Neither. The only thing I'm looking for is your re-ply
19points

#17

Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.
17points

#18

That mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.
17points

#19

Wanna get closer than 6 feet
16points

#20

Are you covid-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn't leave the house for two weeks straight
16points
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