Me and my child were walking in the park one afternoon.
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We are goofy guys and make a lot of silly jokes.
That particular day we started making puns. And this inspired me to make even more puns! I challenge myself to make a pun from a word. That's why some of the puns I am posting have the similar objects as a subject. Some are a bit darker some not so much. They simply reflect our times and sometimes my mood.
And has been going on since the beginning of 2019!
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Bullies in Algebra.
The challenge here was "digits"! It is one of a few puns with digits I came up with!
I will have to figure out what the bullies in Geometry are like...
I will have to figure out what the bullies in Geometry are like...
The love life of a dictionary.
The challenge here was "books" and "words".
Hypocritical people are the sweet poison in our lives.
The challenge here was "cake" and "sugar".
When it is time for dinner.
The challenge here was "clocks". And what better than "seconds" from your favorite meal?
Equality in the eyes of the rich guy.
This is more than clear.
Elevator and a happy plant.
I was waiting for the elevator and thought out loud to myself "Hmm... what if the plant was annoying the elevator? Both of them are stuck here day and night..."
All of I sudden I realized i was waiting for the elevator by myself...
All of I sudden I realized i was waiting for the elevator by myself...
Jokes in the chemistry lab.
Challenge here was "chemistry".
More jokes in the chemistry lab.
Who is in charge?
I wanted to make a joke with power outlet. But to avoid all the cliches about "charge" or "power"... did I succeed?
The innocent action of killing time...
Another joke with the word "clock". A bit dark...
Laundering money.
I was in the laundromat waiting for my laundry to dry. And I had time to ponder on this important question:"Do I commit crime if I forget 5 bucks in my pants and put the pants in the laundromat? Does the laundromat? Is he going to prison for Federal offence? Me or Mr. Laundromat? What?! Wait! The guy has all my loose change!"
The optimist in the office.
We all need this guy and we all hate him.
Sweet personality.
This is a challenge with the word "lemon".
New tricks.
I thought about what will happen if a magician is buried by some of my family members...
Mixed tape memories.
Wikipedia states that "A mixtape (alternatively mix-tape, mix tape or mixed tape) is a compilation of music, typically from multiple sources, recorded onto a medium.".
Mixed tape is a living memory. People who owned a tape recorder can tell stories about recording them. New friendship, romance thrills, broken hearts...
Mixed tape is a living memory. People who owned a tape recorder can tell stories about recording them. New friendship, romance thrills, broken hearts...
Working stiffs.
The challenge here was "money". A sore subject for all artists.
The art thief.
This was inspired by article about a burglar. He stole many paintings from the Louvre over the course of a year or so. How did he evade security? He found a window in the basement that did not have alarm. Ever. And he visited the museum from time to time to "borrow" a painting...
The price of a smart phone.
I wanted to make a more "cheerful" joke about the R.I.P. situation. And poke fun with our obsession with the hunt for the newest model of This phone or That phone.
Be careful what you wish for. Duh.
Duh.
Voicing your feelings.
It is not easy to be attracted. More "drawn" to someone, if you wish...
Even more jokes in the chemistry lab.
Another "chemistry" challenge. I feel deep in "my base" that I did a good job with these chemistry puns.
Pranks.
How will a tomato scare a tomatoe?
A friend you deserve after a storm in Life.
I wondered what one umbrella will say to another. And this drawing is the result.
Picking fights.
This is another sweet challenge with the word "cake".
Misconception of Trust.
A challenge with the word "story".
College friends from space visit without warning.
A challenge with the word "crash".
Partying with bachelors, e.g "singles".
Single digits. Get it?
Holier then thou...
Sigh.
Online shopping.
Amazon planted a flag on the Moon. Mr. Bezos has a rocket and will be proud to plant his logo on another planet.
Tango with me.
The challenge words here are "dance" and "salsa".
Sowing confusion.
The challenge here was the "8 ball".
And if this guy does not know...
And if this guy does not know...
Old timer outlook of life.
Wisdom comes with age. And age comes with life experience.
The nature of the... magician?
The challenge word here was "circus". But "no clowns!" requested the kid.
The day when your mirror will speak.
I avoid to look in the mirror for a reason.
I am afraid that my mirror will speak to me one day. And "compliment" me on my looks. And blow another hole in my self-esteem.
I am afraid that my mirror will speak to me one day. And "compliment" me on my looks. And blow another hole in my self-esteem.
A rhetorical question.
This is a dark one. The challenge was "defibrillator".
Love affections.
I wondered whether masseuses have real fetishes. Do they really "love their job" or "just work there?".
More jokes with clocks.
I like the 3 puns I came up with in this one.
The story of my Life.
I will post more upon a request.
Good-bye for now...
Good-bye for now...