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30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know

30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know

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Each of us perhaps dreamed of becoming someone really outstanding in our childhood. An astronaut, a sailor, a firefighter, a football player, a programmer... Years have passed, and for some people this childhood dream has come true, but in most cases, of course, we choose far from the occupations that we dreamed about in our early years. Reality and adult life, as usual, make their ruthless adjustments...
However, perhaps this post will calm you down a little, and here's why. It is likely that when we dreamed about certain jobs or businesses in our childhood, we did not take into account various facts about them, usually known only to those who have been in this profession for a long time. Who knows, maybe this information would actually influence our dreams?
Be that as it may, an incredibly interesting thread once appeared in the AskReddit community, the topic starter of which asked just one question: "What's a dirty insider secret in your profession?" As of today, the original thread has around 1.1K upvotes and over 1.3K different comments, highlighting jobs we know well from completely different angles, revealing unknown skeletons in their closets.
Bored Panda, especially for you, has collected a whole selection of unexpected, intriguing, discouraging and simply the most popular facts about a wide variety of professions and businesses, so please feel free to scroll to the very end of this list, and for those of you whose jobs also have some ugly secrets known only to you - just share it in the comments. Could it be your voice that will become decisive for some teen in their upcoming professional choice?
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#1 Health Insurance

Health Insurance
Health insurance.
The squeaky wheel gets the grease. If we refused to cover something for you, COMPLAIN. File a complaint with the Department of Insurance in your state. Complain to your Human Resources department if it’s employer-provided.
So many people accept the first thing they’re told. Don’t. Be aggressive.
164points

#2 Customer Service

Customer Service
Call Center Agent working for customer service.
We will put you on hold and pretend to ask the supervisor, but actually we will b***h about you.We cannot change company policy for you.
But if you are polite we will try our most to bend the rules for you, because we deal with so many entitled people.
Worst the ones pretending that they are smarter than you and don't really need your help, but desperatly need your help.
132points

#3 IT Companies

IT Companies
A whole lot of IT guys aren't that tech savvy. They just know how to Google well.
124points

#4 Consulting

Consulting
Consulting: In many cases, your boss hired us because he doesn't trust your ability to do the job. We will go talk to you, take your ideas, package them nicely, and present them to your boss. And charge your company a small fortune while doing this. If your boss realized that you really are competent, we'd be out of work.
111points

#5 Food Packaging

Food Packaging
I worked at a cheese packaging factory a few years ago. We got big blocks of cheese in, cut them or shredded them, then packaged them for sale. All the same blocks of cheese, but we'd change the film and suddenly it's a different brand.
Next time you go to Walmart and think the more expensive shredded cheese must be higher quality, think again. Just get the store brand. It all came from the same blocks.
103points

#6 Armed Forces

Armed Forces
People in the military make wasting time an artform. The sheer amount of hours we spend getting compensated by taxpayers to do *absolutely nothing* is astonishing.
90points

#7 Drain Cleaning

Drain Cleaning
If you call a drain cleaner to clear your bathtub and all it is just a bit of hair right on the strainer, he will probably just run the snake for 10 minutes to sound busy and charge you full price.
90points

#8 Pest Control

Pest Control
In pest control when we come to spray your place if you demand we spray some areas that legally we are told not to, such as chair cushions, couches, entire doors for example, we’ll straight up fake it and through in some fancy chemical words to make it sound like we did. Sorry but not sorry, we’ll do the best we can cause we know pests can legit be a medical problem and we want nothing more than to help, but we don’t care if you say “just off the books lol” we’re not about to get fined or sued when you get a rash from a pesticide covered chair that you requested. (We don’t care if you don’t care about that, we do and that’s all there is to it)
89points

#9 Housekeeping

Housekeeping
I'm a housewife. Sometimes I just put dirty dishes in with the clean ones in the dishwasher and run it again so I don't have to unload it.
89points

#10 Medical Labs

Medical Labs
I work in a medical lab. I see people touch everything without gloves ALL THE TIME. I also see people use their phones with gloves on ALL THE TIME.
87points

#11 Pricing And Discounts

Pricing And Discounts
Pricing for custom work is very subjective. Treat us well and we'll figure the price very fairly. Act like a jerk, there are plenty of ways to pad the bill. Start the conversation by demanding a discount and the price goes up 20% before your precious 10% discount comes off.
83points

#12 Hotel Front Desk

Hotel Front Desk
Hotel Front Desk staff here, if you are nice and respectful we will do everything we can to make your stay as enjoyable as possible so you will come back.
If you are an a*****e we don't give two s**ts about you. Bonus points if your a walk-in. Even if we have rooms we will send you elsewhere because we don't want to deal with you.
Edit: I worded part of it poorly, I didn't mean walk ins as a bad thing. I meant people walking in and being an a*****e demanding and being deliberately rude and causing an issue.
79points

#13 Construction

Construction
I work in construction. I have a lot to say but I’ll leave you with this one; never look behind the walls, in the ceilings, or in any crawl spaces or otherwise tight and infrequently visited places in your house/building, unless you want to find soda and beer cans from decades past.
74points

#14 Higher Education

Higher Education
higher education: many people who are paid specifically for being smart are in fact really dumb.
71points

#15 Call Center

Call Center
Call center rep, the more pi**ed off you are, the less we care, and we'll have already forgotten your name the second we answer another call.
68points

#16 Manufacturing

Manufacturing
Nepotism is so regular in manufacturing its not even worth talking about.
67points

#17 Programming

Programming
The code behind the software/application you’re using is an absolute mess
58points

#18 Hospitals And Doctors

Hospitals And Doctors
I used to work admin for a hospital and they would purposely overbook patients for appointments in the hope that some would not make it. Whilst this meant that we got through the amount of patients relatively easily, every now and again, the department waiting room (which was basically a corridor with 4 chairs on the side) would be full of pi**ed off patients who are all booked for the same time slot and won't be seen until 2 hours after their arrival.
57points

#19 HR Department

HR Department
The HR may not agree with management's decision either but has to still drive it within the organisation. We are employees of the organisation just like everyone else, but our performance is evaluated based on other employees.
48points

#20 Restaurants And Cafe

Restaurants And Cafe
Im 19, currently work at a restaurant, you would not believe the amount of s**t talking we do towards customers
44points
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