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85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees

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Work secrets can sometimes be funny, enlightening, or just give us a peek at the reality behind the job.
The people on the inside know far more than the rest of us can imagine — only a restaurant worker can tell how your food is really handled, and only a therapist knows where they get their motivational quotes from.
But the internet is bringing these hidden truths to light, and what’s common knowledge inside the industry can sometimes surprise you.
Scroll through these secrets that some professionals recently shared, and see if you can relate to your own job, or if you had any idea this stuff was happening.

#1

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
Vet tech. If it seems like your pet has spent an unusually long amount of time in "the back", it might be because we think it's extra cute, and are petting it/playing with it/taking it around for all the employees to fawn over.



Edit for any skeptics: obviously, there are many reasons why we've had your pet a little longer than usual. But this is definitely one of them, and it's my favorite.
31points

#2

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
Environmental scientist - water from a municipal water source is just as or more sanitary than bottled water.
27points

#3

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
Currently unemployed teacher (working as other stuff right now):

I cannot magically fix your children. My students learn to respect the rules and procedures in class,but if they go home and there are no rules? Yeah, good luck with that. Believe it or not, you actually have some role in your child's education and upbringing.

TL;DR: I'm not a wizard, despite what the American public may think.
23points

People are talking about their jobs more than ever online. With social media’s reach, platforms like Reddit, LinkedIn, and Glassdoor let employees expose the behind-the-scenes truths in a safe environment.

It’s easy to reach tons of people through social media and you also have the option stay anonymous if you want.

#4

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
Disability insurance. We hire private investigators to videotape people and hunt around for them online all the time if they're suspected of fraud. I can't count the number of videos I've seen of people dancing at nightclubs and posting on Meetup begging for a x-country ski partner while they're claiming they're in too much pain to do their desk jobs and collecting fat disability checks.

I have no pity, either. People like that make it much harder for people with actual problems to get the benefits they require to get better, which is heartbreaking.
22points

#5

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
Recruitment. Racism & ageism is a hell of a lot more prevalent than you would believe.
22points

A 2023 survey by LinkedIn found that 60% of workers feel confident in sharing their workplace experiences on social media.

Whether it’s toxic work environments, shady practices or just some well-kept secrets that the public should know, employees are not shying away from lifting the curtain.

#6

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
Professional musician here.
Except in rare cases of absolute genius, "talent" doesn't have much to do with success in the real world - you become a great musician the same way you become a great programmer or a great writer: by putting in a lot of hours.
21points

#7

As a Verizon representative:

The iPhone is the most overrated phone known to man.
20points

#8

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
I'm a Professor at a large university

Most days I don't feel like an expert at all.
18points

#9

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
In the Army, you will do a helluva lot of landscaping.
18points

There can be several reasons why these employees are revealing truths that rarely make it to those outside their profession.

When the public starts paying attention, companies are often forced to fix toxic practices if there are any, and make the workplace better — for employees as well as the customers.

If someone working in hospitality exposes unsafe kitchen practices like poor hygiene, it might scare away customers and push the company to either clean up its act or go out of business.

#10

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
Cupcake Bakery: Contrary to popular belief, freezing cupcakes actually makes the cake more moist than the "freshly baked" cupcakes. In fact, we don't sell ANY cupcakes that were baked that day because they just aren't as moist as the ones that have been in our walk-in overnight.
18points

#11

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
Visual effect artist, Actors are as modified in movies as they are in magazines. Skin correction, akward smile correction, one eye is more closed than another one in a frame, we correct that, smaller waist, longer legs, bigger arms, six pack... there is a lot of fake involved.
17points

#12

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
Sushi chef: Ahi Tuna is actually just Yellow fin tuna,its the lowest quality sushi grade tuna you can get. People come in all the time and ask if we have Ahi,then scoff when I say that we carry Big Eye and Blue fin which is the highest grade you can get.
17points

Employees also want to show people what their jobs are really like day to day, and that some professions are much more than stereotypes.

It’s also a way to challenge common misconceptions — who knew Army personnel spent a lot of time doing landscaping, or that some therapists got into the field because of their own personal struggles?

These stories also help us see the human side of the jobs, rather than just the clichés or scandals.

#13

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
Make up Industry: Most make up actually ages women.
17points

#14

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
The sworn enemy of physical therapy is chiropractors. The do not fix you as a whole organic kinetic structure. They manually manipulate your skeleton with out processing the musculature too. Its like adjusting the girders on a building without then adjusting the rest of the external components. The girders would be pulled out of place again eventually! And sadly you have to pay a chiropractor to maintain a pain free stability, when physical therapists adjust bones, strengthen and stretch muscles properly, use pain ridding modalities, and give you therapeutic exercise to fix what ails ya. And everything they do for you they teach you to do at home. Both holistic; PTs not a rip off. O:-).
17points

#15

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
Computer programmer

We were never actually trained on how to make your printer work.
16points

#16

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
Casino Security

If you're ever in a casino, and see a chair tipped over against a wall, or covered in a garbage bag, don't sit in it. Odds are some has either releaved themselves on it or thrown up on themselves. Why didn't they get up? The next slot spin is going to be a winner!
16points

With these stories, people who are planning a career in a particular field can get a reality check and know what to expect before starting a job.

These little anecdotes show that no job is as glamorous, or as scary, as it’s often made out to be — a musician pointing out that practice is more important than talent reveals what skills really matter, not just what a job looks like from the outside.

#17

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
Research is never as cool as you think it is....even when there's fire and lasers involved. Most of the equipment I use is 20+ years old and often duct-taped together.
16points

#18

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
Doctor here.

We do not always have a way of figuring out what's wrong with you. There is no magic test that will prove beyond any doubt exactly what you have. Furthermore, diagnosis of disease is not reached by following an algorithm. This isn't math, your body didn't read my textbook, and more often than not, there's not something I'm "missing". In fact, every doctor I know orders WAY TOO MANY tests, just to be sure they don't miss anything. Dumb doctors are few and far between. Jerks are not, but don't confuse the two.

It took over 100 years of medical science to establish certain diseases as distinct entities, and many are rare or have convoluted criteria that only a few patients actually fill.

So be patient, realize that I'm human and cannot retain the entirety of medical knowledge within my brain, and know that I'm working hard to help you get better. And you will be the last thing I think about before I go to sleep.
15points

#19

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
**Sysadmin;** You think we don't do anything and fire us. Your entire infrastructure falls to pieces. *(Not a threat.)*.
14points

As consumers, we often only care about the end result. But it’s important to know if the food you’re eating is fresh and clean, or if the lawyer you are hiring is working hard enough or not.

It can even help us make decisions on how to approach a certain professional, whether to show more empathy or a little healthy suspicion.

Behind every product we buy or a service we get, there’s a whole wide world most of us never see, and these stories leave us with a bit more understanding of what really goes on at a workplace.

#20

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees
I have worked lots of jobs:

Investment Banker: We know exactly what we are doing. (Yes we knew the real estate bubble was gonna blow, but everyone was playing chicken trying to be the last one that leaves before the collapse.) And those "complicated, convoluted" derivatives that nobody understands, are actually very simple and easy to understand when they are explained correctly.

Tobacco industry: Its so profitable you would be stunned. Ever wondered how they paid the fines the US slapped them with without so much as a hiccup? Oh and all the smuggled "fakes"....the original brand holder gets paid for that.
14points
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