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30 Times Pregnancy Became An Inspiration For Funny Jokes
Parenting,JokesMAY 17, 2022

30 Times Pregnancy Became An Inspiration For Funny Jokes

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Want to learn about a real-life miracle? A trick that smashes any of Houdini's? A maneuver that's so majestical that numerous faintings are documented after its grand finale? Tell me, are you really ready?! If so, here it goes - the most mind-boggling yet very real miracle is *drum roll* - a pregnancy! Oh, don't scoff, the ordeal that a woman's body goes through to bear a spawn is truly astonishing, and if one thing should be named as such, it is the act of child-bearing. And, you know us and our idea of paying tribute to the most astounding accomplishments of human beings - by dedicating a series of hilarious jokes dedicated to the topic. So, here we are, with our mesmerizing, awe-inspiring, chuckle-inducing list of pregnancy jokes! However, if you are a heavily-pregnant lady and would like to proceed with this article's contents, be warned that some accidents might happen due to the changed arrangement of your precious insides. 
So yeah, pregnancy is a great joy accompanied by tossing your cookies on the regular, the formation of the dreaded cankle due to general swolleness that you're bound to experience, and how could we forget the squashed innards and a belly the size of a prized watermelon. Surely, there's nothing you can do but laugh at your woes, and these future mom jokes are here to lift your spirits. Now, I can almost hear you picking an argument starting with, "Hey, don't forget to mention the bright side of pregnancy!" Thus, here they are listed - that elusive glow, luscious locks (that you are bound to lose once your baby has evacuated your womb), and, of course, a myriad of pregnancy jokes that could come only out of real-life situations. 
Okay, we know that you might be experiencing the phenomenon known as "pregnancy brain," and your attention span might be the same as a pet fish, so we'll do you the courtesy of ending our babbles and inviting you to go straight to our list of the best mom-to-be jokes. Once you reach them, be sure to vote for the best jokes, and don't forget to share this article with anyone doing the same greatest trick known to humankind right now!

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"Started to get emotional because I thought I saw a dead bird in the road. It was a wrapper. So then I got emotional out of relief."
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#22

"Being pregnant is the best way to get unwanted advice on literally anything."
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#23

5-year-old: What happens if the baby pees?
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born.
5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool.
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#24

“People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.” - Jessica Simpson
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#25

"Being trapped in an apartment all day with a toddler while trying to work is an incredible form of birth control. Unfortunately I’m already pregnant."
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#26

"For those wondering how far along I am, I'm at the stage of pregnancy where I can't look at a dog without crying."
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#27

“Having a child is like getting a tattoo… on your face. You better be committed.” - Elizabeth Gilbert
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#28

How is being pregnant like being a kid again?
There’s always someone telling you what to do.
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#29

I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
With any luck, right after he finishes college.
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#30

If heartburn during pregnancy means you’ll have a hairy baby…
Then I’m about to give birth to Chewbacca.
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