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People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them

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Many of us love watching movies or TV shows, and while they're made to entertain, that doesn't mean they should be full of unrealistic moments. Take, for example, a hacker aggressively typing on a WordPress site or a character waking up with perfect hair and makeup.
When a Redditor posed the question, "What's always portrayed wrong in movies?" the responses came flooding in. People didn't hesitate to share their frustrations, quickly pointing out the most unrealistic moments that movies just can't seem to get right. Keep reading to see what made the list!

#1

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
Zooming in on a CCTV image and shouting 'enhance' makes a super blurry image turn 4K.
95points

#2

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
The fact that whenever someone reads some ancient writing that they translate, it still happens to rhyme in English.
94points

#3

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
Scientists. Usually they have this one sciencey-guy who knows everything from biology to chemistry to physics, and can do complex calculations mentally. Nope, scientists are not walking wikipedias or pubmeds.
93points

It's fascinating to watch movies, especially when they stretch reality a bit to add excitement or drama. Take 27 Dresses, for example, where Katherine Heigl's character effortlessly catches the bouquet at every single wedding she attends.

In reality, most of us know that bouquet tosses can be chaotic, and the chances of catching one—let alone dozens—are slim. But in the rom-com world, it's a quirky talent that sets the stage for love.

#4

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
High school students/teenagers. In movies they always have smooth acne-free skin with gym bodies like they all skipped puberty.
92points

#5

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
Crawling in air ducts. Most of they time it’s too small and won’t hold you. Other times you’ll be torn to shreds by the amount of screws in them.
90points

#6

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
For context I’m a meat cutter and I run a meat shop on a farm where we slaughter and process animals and cut meat and make produce to sell for retail.

They don’t show it much, but butchering and cutting meat. It’s always some greasy fat guy with disgusting clothes on and just hacking away at some hunk of meat with a cleaver and most times the meat doesn’t even have bones in it so he has no real reason to be using a cleaver and the meat is just like sloppy and loose with blood everywhere. In reality I keep my cut area cold af so the meat stays solid and have different knives for different purposes, most importantly I make sure my clothes stay clean and my face and hands are clean at all times and stay in shape because it can be pretty manual labor.
89points

But sometimes, movies misrepresent everyday life to the point where it feels completely out of touch with reality.

In John Wick, Keanu Reeves' character takes blow after blow—he's punched, stabbed, shot at—and somehow keeps going without breaking stride. In all likelihood, most of us would be unconscious after taking one of those hits. However, Reeves' character simply gets back up and carries on fighting as if nothing had happened. Though intense, that is undoubtedly not how the human body functions.

#7

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
When a character wants to destroy a computer invariably they will shoot the monitor.
88points

#8

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
Characters with dead-end jobs still always manage to afford decent apartments in major cities instead of living in an alley.
87points

#9

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
Parking downtown.

You're not getting a spot in front of the entrance to the building. EVER. Let alone in the middle of the day.
84points

Many of us can barely make it down the street in heels without stumbling. But in a scene from Jurassic World, Bryce Dallas Howard ran through the jungle in stilettos, fleeing from dinosaurs without even a stumble. It's a thrilling scene that's definitely more fantasy than reality.

#10

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
Driving!!!! No one takes their eyes off the road for that long!!!!
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83points

#11

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
Nobody says goodbye on the phone.

And for that matter, the phone etiquette in general is horrendous.
82points

#12

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
Chloroform.
It's takes like, five minutes of inhaling before it knocks you out.
81points

In Mission: Impossible - Fallout, Tom Cruise's character barely avoids explosives, diving away just in time, and comes out perfectly unharmed. Despite being so close to the blast, he's not even slightly burned. We are all aware that such close interactions would result in quite different and far more deadly outcomes in real life.

#13

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
People crawling around on top of drop tile ceilings.
78points

#14

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
Snakes, always snakes.

They always portray snakes as hostile, aggressive creatures, which always chase you and are always venomous, this cannot be further from the truth.

Snakes are terrified of humans and prefer to run away than bite 99% of the time, chasing people is pointless, it is a waste of energy, and dangerous.
77points

#15

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
Digging your own grave. Having dug a pool before, I know there's no way a normal person can dig a perfectly rectangular 6 foot grave without being dead tire and with many hours of breaks and rests.
75points

And then there's Jurassic Park, where a young girl miraculously hacks into the park's super-secure system in seconds just by typing furiously. But in reality, hacking is far more complex and certainly not as easy as pressing a few random keys. But hey, in movie land, anything's possible, right?

#16

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
Some random passerby gives the protagonist information that leads them right to where they need to go.

*Hero standing outside an apartment building, sees some homeless guy on the stoop*

"Hey, you know the guy who lives here?"

"Chaz Guevarra? He hangs out at the pool hall on 47th. He's usually there from 5:05PM to 8:16PM. Then he goes around the corner for a shawarma. If he's not there he'll be at his girlfriend's house on 84th. Most nights he sleeps there."

*Hero knows exactly where all those places are*.
73points

#17

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
Someone getting their throat cut. In reality a torrent of blood erupts from the carotid arteries. Everyone involved would be covered. And these guys that walk away from fights with no bruises or broken teeth. Having worked on ambulances I know, unfortunately, what things really look like.
69points

#18

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
Everyone has their evenings and weekends off. Even chefs, grocery workers...
68points

Waking up early can be a challenge for many of us, often involving a battle with the snooze button before we finally drag ourselves out of bed. Yet, in movies like The Devil Wears Prada, Anne Hathaway's character wakes up with flawless hair and makeup, as if she's just had a salon session.

While it would be great to look that perfect every morning, most of us are still working on that reality.

#19

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
Cars exploding when they run into something.
67points

#20

People Don’t Expect Movies To Be Completely Realistic But These 40 Things Annoy Them
Graves, there's always a headstone immediately. You've got to let the ground settle for about six months before you can put one up.
67points
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