This Artist Makes Pop-Culture And Movie-Inspired Dolls That You Won’t Find In A Toy Store (31 Pics)

"I'm convinced Energy Vampires exist."

"A bit of a departure from my usual stuff. Made from skateboard veneer, plywood, grip tape, anodized bolt, and silver acrylic! I spray painted the graphics using stencils I made."

"I’m surprised Hollywood hasn’t recast Jim Varney with John Cena to remake 'Ernest Goes to Jail.' They’d probably make it more 'real' and 'gritty.' Instead of Ernest getting electromagnetic powers, maybe he just gets incredibly yoked instead and finds love in a forbidden place. Kinda like a mix between Oz and Brokeback, with a dash of Tango and Cash."

"I still think about this look from time to time... man."

"I’m pretty much dazed and/or confused 24-7.

Took this little Mitch on a field trip to where this scene was filmed (it’s only a few miles from me). I couldn’t go on the mound unfortunately since it was all locked up."

"I love this scene from Portlandia. Kyle MacLachlan is an icon. My neighborhood has a few coffeeshops… a number of bars too. We ain’t got no record store but we do got an arcade. Heeere kitty kitty kitty. Not cool"

"Merry Christmas everybody! I hope Huge Santa decked every single one of y’all’s halls and punched all of your little buddies."

"There's been Marios before him, and there will be Marios after him, but in my heart Charles Martinet will always be the one true Mario."