Most of us are used to reading job descriptions, but they’re usually written by companies hoping to attract new talent. You’ll find out all about how exciting and innovative their fast-paced work environment is, while trying to decipher what exactly they mean when boasting about the competitive benefits and salary that they have to offer.
But the way that you would describe your own job is likely quite different from how the company would advertise it on LinkedIn. In fact, you might even choose to explain it in the worst way possible. TikTok users have recently been sharing absolutely awful yet hilarious descriptions of what they do for a living, so we’ve gathered the most brilliant ones below. Enjoy scrolling through and trying to guess which careers these replies are referring to, and be sure to upvote the ones that you find surprisingly accurate!
#21
People yell at me, I give burger.
16points
#22
Person bad. Person pay me. I lie and fight for person. Person bad but free.
16points
#23
I tell computers what to do and sometimes it works.
16points
#24
I send emails about meetings and book meetings about emails.
16points
#25
I play real-life LEGO, but it’s heavy, costs millions, and people yell if it falls over.
15points
#26
Pc break? call me. pc breakn't
15points
#27
1.people yell at me
2. I yell at kitchen
3. I fake smile at you.
2. I yell at kitchen
3. I fake smile at you.
14points
#28
People want house. I design house. Boss yell at me. I cry in the corner.
13points
#29
You did bad, I stare, you confess.
12points
#30
Live-in therapist, chef, cleaner, hostage negotiator. Same two clients. No sleep.
12points
#31
The worse I treat people the more they pay me 😂.
11points
#32
People watch me, I go "to be or not to be", people clap.
10points
#34
Baby ask "mama?", I say "mama work", baby cry, we do craft, we sing, we read.
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10points
#37
People naughty, put Ankle bracelet on, I watch on computer.
9points
#40
I mix sugar, flour, and unrealistic Pinterest expectations – so people can destroy it in 5 minutes.
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8points
