Poop jokes have been making people laugh since, well, forever. And honestly? They never get old.
Whether you're a kid discovering potty humor for the first time, a parent looking for something to share at dinner, or an adult who just needs a solid Number Two joke, this collection has something for everyone.
Looking for poop jokes that never get old? This roundup of funny poop jokes for kids covers everything from classic toilet and bathroom humor to quick potty jokes and silly one-liners the whole family can share
#1 Funny Poop Jokes For Kids
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes… but they’re a solid number two.
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#2
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
A stick!
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#3
Can trees poo?
Yes, how else do we get No.2 pencils?
Yes, how else do we get No.2 pencils?
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#4
Why did the girl bring toilet paper to the party?
Because she was a party pooper.
Because she was a party pooper.
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#5
Which kind of poo smells better than it tastes?
Shampoo.
Shampoo.
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#6
What’s a poo’s favorite game? Hide and stink.
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#7
Which part of a trilogy is always a stinker? The turd part.
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#8
What kind of dog lives in the toilet?
A poo-dle!
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A poo-dle!
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#9
How many people does it take to make the bathroom smell? Just a phew.
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#10
What is a bathroom fairy called? Stinker-bella!
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#11
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
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#12
What’s the best snack for watching a movie that stinks?
Poop-corn!
Poop-corn!
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#13 Toilet Jokes
What is the stinkiest planet?
Poop-iter.
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Poop-iter.
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#14
Why do cops sit on the toilet all day?
Because it’s their duty.
Because it’s their duty.
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#15
What did the little poo said to its mom?
“Mom, I’ve got to go.”
“Mom, I’ve got to go.”
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#16
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
You get the biggest vowel movement ever.
You get the biggest vowel movement ever.
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#17
How do you stop a poo from smelling?
Hold its nose!
Hold its nose!
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#18
What do you call Clark Kent with diarrhea?
Pooperman.
Pooperman.
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#19
What do a clown’s farts smell like?
They smell funny.
They smell funny.
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#20
Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo!
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