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97 Of The Cheesiest Pizza Puns Ever
Food,JokesFEB 10, 2022

97 Of The Cheesiest Pizza Puns Ever

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You know the adage - even a bad pizza is still a good pizza, and even the silliest pizza pun is still quality laugh material. So, pizza, the glorious Neapolitan invention that has cemented its place as the ultimate comfort food worldwide. And not without reason! Where else would you find the whole food pyramid combined in one dish that's also unbelievably tasty? And beautiful at that! The same also could be said about pizza puns as they combine the best of both worlds - the deliciousness of wordplay and the giggle-inducing silliness of the best jokes. What's there not to like about these funny puns? 
Sure, after reading these clever puns, you might be seduced to shout one out to your pizza delivery person, but bear in mind that they've probably heard them all, and a pun would not be a sufficient tip for their work. However, it still might brighten their mood, the same as they did with yours! And, if you were to ask us, the combo of pizza and puns is a match made in heaven, and we ourselves just couldn't stop chuckling at these corny jokes! 
You know the drill - open up the box, check if your gorgeous flatbread dish is sliced right, grab one, and scroll down below to check out our best pizza puns! Then, vote for the cheesiest puns that you'd like to see at the top of our list, and share this article with your friends! 

#1

97 Of The Cheesiest Pizza Puns Ever
"Cut my life into pizzas. This is my last resort."
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#2

If you’re not enjoying these pizza puns, you must be laughtose intolerant.
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22points

#3

What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weirdough.
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19points

#4

Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?
He kneaded the dough.
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#5

97 Of The Cheesiest Pizza Puns Ever
Another one bites the crust.
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17points

#6

A pizza asks a topping out on a date and says: "I’ve never sausage a beautiful face."
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#7

What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby.
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15points

#8

What would be the name of God if the entire church is made up of cheese Pizza?
Chesus Christ.
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#9

97 Of The Cheesiest Pizza Puns Ever
"I just watched my local pizza restaurant make the world’s largest pizza base – I’d like to see someone top that!"
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15points

#10

What is a dog’s favorite pizza topping?
Pupperoni.
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14points

#11

"No veggies?"
"I do what I want. You don’t pepper-own-me."
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12points

#12

What did one pizza says to another pizza who was boasting about its taste?
Don’t be to saucy.
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#13

97 Of The Cheesiest Pizza Puns Ever
Why was the rich pizza stressed?
He was being chased by pepperazis.
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12points

#14

"My mind is so messed up right now. I desperately need pizza of mind."
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11points

#15

What does a pizza say when he needs some love?
Fold me close.
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#16

What can a whole pizza do that a half pizza cannot do?
A whole one can look round.
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#17

97 Of The Cheesiest Pizza Puns Ever
What cheese do dogs love on their pizza?
Muttzarella.
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10points

#18

What do we call a sleeping pizza?
A Pizzzza!
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#19

How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
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#20

"You will have a pizza my heart forever. Just know that."
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9points
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