You know how people find everything that’s round to be cute? Well, what about pigs - they’re also pretty rotund, have short, non-threatening legsies, one missing vertebrae in their necks, and tiny adorably coiled tails. Probably the only thing that’s non-cute about pigs is their lack of hair (except for the curly Mangalitsa swine, of course), but this shortcoming is made up by their charming oinking, floppy ears and the fact that they are amazingly great to make some innocent fun of. That’s right, we're dedicating this article to the best kind of fun about the funkiest animal ever, and you are about to witness a hundred and twenty-six pig puns that are only the best.
We are pretty sure that by now you know how much we love our animal puns - not a day goes by without us thinking about these cool puns, coming up with our own wordplays, or throwing them back and forth between us in the office. It’s almost like an Animal Kingdom Appreciation party in here! And there’s a reason for that because animals indeed are the greatest creatures ever, and who could ever get enough of pigs, lemurs, horses, aye-ayes and all the funny puns associated with them? Well, definitely not us! So, hopefully, you will also enjoy our selection of these funny pig puns that are so very appropriate for the topic that we have going on here!
Right, the adorable puns, as you very well know, are just a little bit further down. So, scroll right there and check out our picks of the best puns regarding our beloved, squishy farm animals. Once you are done rooting through them, vote for the funniest puns that made you snort and guffaw or maybe even made you wish to have a pet pig of your own! After that, share these silly puns with anyone who might be needing a little pick-me-up today, as they are sure to brighten anyone’s mood.
#1
A perfect and punny name for a pet pig is Chris P Bacon.
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#2
I read a story about pig anatomy. It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
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#3
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
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#4
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
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#5
What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.
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#6
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret to a pig? It might squeal.
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#7
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
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#8
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork.
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#9
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
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#10
A sweet name to call a pig of a 'Harry Potter' lover is Hogsmeade.
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#11
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
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#12
When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.
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#13
What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop.
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#14
What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly? A road hog.
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#15
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
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#16
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
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#17
How do pigs write top-secret messages? With invisible oink!
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#18
A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet. I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
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#19
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day? “I’m bacon.”
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#20
What happened when the pig pen broke? They had to use the pig pencil.
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