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Rate These 25 Cringey Pick-Up Lines From ‘Cute’ To ‘Instant Ick’
FunnyAUG 9, 2025

Rate These 25 Cringey Pick-Up Lines From ‘Cute’ To ‘Instant Ick’

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So, today we have a few examples of what not to say when chatting up someone. At least that's what many people say. But, maybe here you’ll find the pick-up line that got you your significant other? Sometimes, the pick-up lines are more about delivery than about the text itself, however, today we’re only judging the latter. 
This poll is a full-on journey of romance (?) and cringes, where you are in charge of rating all 25 of these pick-up lines. This is a good opportunity to have a good laugh, maybe reminisce about your courting days, or just to imagine how you would react if you were quoted one of these very, very cheesy pick-up lines 😖 🙄
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#1 “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.”

“Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
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#2 “Are You A Loan? Because You've Got My Interest.”

“Are You A Loan? Because You've Got My Interest.”
2points

#3 “If You Were A Vegetable, You'd Be A Cute-Cumber.”

“If You Were A Vegetable, You'd Be A Cute-Cumber.”
1point

#4 “Do You Work At Nasa? Because I Think You're Out Of This World.”

“Do You Work At Nasa? Because I Think You're Out Of This World.”
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#5 “If You Were A Triangle, You'd Be Acute One.”

“If You Were A Triangle, You'd Be Acute One.”
-1point

#6 “If You Were A Song, You'd Be A Fine Tune.”

“If You Were A Song, You'd Be A Fine Tune.”
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-1point

#7 “If You Were A Dessert, You’d Be A Sweetie Pie.”

“If You Were A Dessert, You’d Be A Sweetie Pie.”
-1point

#8 “Are You A Magnet? Because I'm Attracted To You.”

“Are You A Magnet? Because I'm Attracted To You.”
-1point

#9 “Are You A Lightbulb? Because You Just Brightened Up My World.”

“Are You A Lightbulb? Because You Just Brightened Up My World.”
-1point

#10 “Are You A Wi-Fi Signal? Because I’m Feeling A Strong Connection.”

“Are You A Wi-Fi Signal? Because I’m Feeling A Strong Connection.”
-1point

#11 “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You've Got 'Fine' Written All Over You.”

“Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You've Got 'Fine' Written All Over You.”
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-1point

#12 “Are You A Dictionary? Because You Add Meaning To My Life.”

“Are You A Dictionary? Because You Add Meaning To My Life.”
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-1point

#13 “Are You A Microwave? Because Every Time You’re Near, Things Heat Up Oddly Fast.”

“Are You A Microwave? Because Every Time You’re Near, Things Heat Up Oddly Fast.”
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-1point

#14 “Are You A Time Traveler? Because I See My Future With You.”

“Are You A Time Traveler? Because I See My Future With You.”
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-1point

#15 “Are You A Keyboard? Because You're Just My Type.”

“Are You A Keyboard? Because You're Just My Type.”
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-1point

#16 “Are You A Power Outlet? Because You're Electrifying!”

“Are You A Power Outlet? Because You're Electrifying!”
-1point

#17 “Are You A Bicycle? Because I Think You're Wheelie Nice.”

“Are You A Bicycle? Because I Think You're Wheelie Nice.”
-1point

#18 “Is Your Name Google? Because You've Got Everything I've Been Searching For.”

“Is Your Name Google? Because You've Got Everything I've Been Searching For.”
-1point

#19 “Do You Have A Map? I Keep Getting Lost In Your Eyes.”

“Do You Have A Map? I Keep Getting Lost In Your Eyes.”
-1point

#20 “Do You Like Coffee? Because I Think About You A Latte.”

“Do You Like Coffee? Because I Think About You A Latte.”
-1point
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