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#1
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops.
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#2
Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?
Because that’s where students have the most potential.
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#3
Why was Heisenberg’s wife unhappy?
Because whenever he had the energy, he didn’t have the time.
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#4
Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.
He’s 0K now.
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#5
"I was studying frequency in my physics class. Now my brain Hertz."
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#6
Schrodinger and Heisenberg were out driving together when they were pulled over by a policeman.
The cop walks up to the window and asks, “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg replies, “No, but I know exactly where I was.”
The cop is unamused and orders the physicists to open their trunk. He looks in and sees a dead cat.
“Do you know there is a dead cat in your trunk?”
Schrodinger replies, “Well, I do now!”
The cop walks up to the window and asks, “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg replies, “No, but I know exactly where I was.”
The cop is unamused and orders the physicists to open their trunk. He looks in and sees a dead cat.
“Do you know there is a dead cat in your trunk?”
Schrodinger replies, “Well, I do now!”
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#7
Einstein developed a theory about space.
And it was about time too.
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#8
A man at a bar tells the bartender, "I'll have some H2O"
The man next to him says, "I'll have some H2O too"
He dies.
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#9
What a physicist hears when he watches Star Wars:
"May the mass times acceleration be with you!"
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#10
A helium atom walks into a bar.
The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve noble gas."
The helium atom doesn't react.
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#11
Do you know why physicists are bad at sex?
Because they can’t find the position when they have momentum and when they find a position, they lose the momentum.
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#12
Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
Because it’s in its ground state.
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#13
What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.
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#14
A string theorist gets caught cheating on his wife and says, "Wait, I can explain everything."
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#15
How many general-relativity theoretists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.
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#16
Where does bad light end up?
In prism.
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#17
Two atoms were walking down the street. One turns to the other and says,
“Oh, no! I think I lost an electron!”
“Oh, no! I think I lost an electron!”
The other responds, “Are you sure?!?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”
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#18
Did you hear about the physicist who was reading a great book on anti-gravity?
He couldn't put it down.
He couldn't put it down.
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#19
Why is electricity an ideal citizen?
Because it conducts itself so well.
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#20
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a whiskey?” The bartender smiles and says, “For you, no charge.”
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