When someone wrongs us, we’re often told to be the bigger person. To move on and let karma take care of it eventually. And sure, that may be the more morally correct way to handle things. But it’s not always the most fun or satisfying.
People on Reddit and Quora asked others to share the pettiest things they’ve ever done, and the answers were exactly as entertaining as you’d expect. We’ve gathered some of the best responses below. They prove that sometimes, payback can be very sweet.
#41
I found out my mate's ex is an emotional eater. I intentionally had fresh baked goods around every time they stopped by. Happy? Celebrate with some cake! Stressed? Have a brownie and tell me about it. They gained 60lb in 4 months.
8points
#42
Had a terrible experience with an incompetent landlord.
One of the many things I did to improve the property was to turn the barren back yard into a grassy, green, flowered eden.
When the lease was up, I tilled 10 lbs of salt into the soil.
One of the many things I did to improve the property was to turn the barren back yard into a grassy, green, flowered eden.
When the lease was up, I tilled 10 lbs of salt into the soil.
8points
#43
I would spit in my brother's favourite sneakers behind his back whenever he pissed me off.
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8points
#44
I refuse to refill the water reservoir on the bloody office keurig machine when I empty it, because other people never remove their used pods.
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7points
#45
Did you know that a splat of yogurt (plain or lemon-flavored) looks like man juice after it dries? Like if a toxic coworker finds it on her desk Monday morning. I guessed correctly that she was unaware of this. She freaked the hell out, and it was so hard not to laugh out loud.
I stayed late to arrange this without getting caught. It was totally worth it. BTW, this was decades before offices had cameras all over the place. It's be trickier to get away with it now.
I stayed late to arrange this without getting caught. It was totally worth it. BTW, this was decades before offices had cameras all over the place. It's be trickier to get away with it now.
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7points
#46
I reported an ex and her AP ( married with kids) to their employer (worked at the same place) for unethical and immoral behavior. Both lost their jobs and subsequently both of their lives went off the rails. Ex's reputation absolutely tanked and was ostracized from her friend group for sleeping with a married man. She was the only one that wasn't married in the group. Ap wife left him and took the kids.
I HAVE NO REGRETS!
I HAVE NO REGRETS!
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7points
#47
As a kid, my sister had a sleepover with one of her friends and I had a bro over for a sleepover the same night. Sister's friend was being a *massive b***h* all day to my homie.
Later that night, we decided to make amends and smooth over the situation. We took them a plate of Oreos as a late-night snack, and my bro apologized for getting off on the wrong foot and assured her that he hoped they could be friends.
Well, before that, we twisted the tops of the Oreos off and dipped the creme filling in the toilet.
Later that night, we decided to make amends and smooth over the situation. We took them a plate of Oreos as a late-night snack, and my bro apologized for getting off on the wrong foot and assured her that he hoped they could be friends.
Well, before that, we twisted the tops of the Oreos off and dipped the creme filling in the toilet.
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2points
