People Share The Pettiest Reasons For Why They Are Childfree, Here Are The 40 Best Ones

I like money, silence and a tidy house.

I like to be alone.

I take pride in proving wrong every one that said I'd change my mind 

Sleeping in/going to bed late

I like delicate, pretty things. Children damage delicate, pretty things.

My cat would hate it if she had to share me

Might be cruel but every time my sister complains about how rowdy her kids get, I think 'never going to be me'.

I'm not done being a kid myself. Making up for lost time during my childhood now.

F**k the patriarchy is my pettiest reason, but I don’t really have a reason I’m just not interested - the fact that there’s a lot of advantages to that lifestyle is just a great bonus

I enjoy my quiet peace and copious amounts of sleep. Kids would ruin both.

So that whenever anything bad happens in my life, I can say 'at least I don't have kids.' Every morning I wake up happy to not have kids.

Also kids' music sucks.

I don't want to share my snacks.

To prove my mom wrong from that time when I was 10 and she told me—after [foolishly?] telling her I didn’t want to have children when I grew up: “but…having children is the MOST IMPORTANT thing I woman can do with her life!”

I have done some seriously cool s**t with my life since then that did not in any way involve having a child.

The bloodline dies with me, and I am not giving my bio. mother the satisfaction of spreading her genetics through the gene pool. Also, maintaining my anti-social life and being able to keep up with my Art hobby <3

It hurts.

I don't want to ruin my body.

I HATE bodily fluids (snot/pee/vomit/s**t), I do not want any of that disgusting mess near me (that includes pet's fluids too).

I'm self-centred. I don't like having to live my life around others needs. Making myself happy is my primary goal in life. I live for me. I view my purpose in this life as being able to cater to my every need. I want to be able pursue whatever I like, whenever I like, however I like with no restrictions. To be a parent means you need to be selfless for decades. That sounds like pure hell!

I'm not cold or evil, and people have always come to me for advice/support and find me dependable, but I know if I had to be a parent, I'd resent my kids so much, and no child deserves a parent like that.

I want the option of leaving whenever I need to. I'm happy where I'm at, but I always want to be able to travel or just straight up move without worrying abt a child's schedule. I would van life, but a kid deserves space and I don't want to be one of those vanlife influencers who think a curtain is a wall.

It's something of an official "F U" to the religious upbringing I had telling me the ultimate purpose for uterus bearers like myself was becoming a STAH broodmare

sticky fingers, why are they so f*****g sticky!

Not having to answer “why?” even once per day to anyf*ckingone