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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
AnimalsFEB 12, 2021

43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits

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Training an animal is hard work. You have to create a fun, interesting, and stimulating environment for it, constantly monitoring the animal for desirable and undesirable behaviors, reacting to each accordingly. You also have to arm yourself with patience. A lot of the time, the process can seem to be going in circles too. One step forward, two steps back... Or it can happen on a whim without you even noticing it!
"We're all unknowingly training our pets all day long," Samantha Bell, cat expert for Best Friends Animal Society, told Bored Panda. "Every time we interact with them, we're training them. The reason for this unintentional training is 'operant conditioning' - behavior leads to a reward which leads to a repeat of the behavior."
Here's an example of this unintentional training Samantha has experienced first-hand: her cat Yohan jumps on the counter while she prepares his food. Samantha never wants to stress him out, so she talks sweetly to him and gives him a little kiss on the head as she sets him on the ground. Since Yohan loves attention and head kisses, he sees them as a reward for jumping on the counter. So, Samantha accidentally trained Yohan to jump on the counter when she thought she was teaching him to get off it.
"And I'm a cat behavior expert. It happens to the best of us," she said.
Curious to find out more about this phenomenon, Redditor u/shoonpo submitted a question to r/AskReddit: "What have you accidentally conditioned your pet to do?" As of this article, the post has nearly 64,000 upvotes and 13,000 comments, many of which are fun stories like Samantha's!

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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
I talk to myself constantly so my cat thinks it's normal to walk around making chatty noises all the time. If he's awake, he's talking. I think it's adorable but it drives my husband nuts, which has resulted in my husband yelling at him a lot (don't worry, the cat doesn't get upset). Now the cat thinks that's just how my husband talks, so whenever he sees him he yells at him really loudly in order to imitate him. My husband will walk in the room and my cat will stop whatever he's doing and just meow SO LOUDLY right in his face. It's absolutely hilarious, dude got exactly what he deserved.
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u/shoonpo told Bored Panda that they came up with the idea for the post when they were... sitting on the toilet! "One of my cats has learned that he gets lots of pets and scratches when I go to the bathroom. He always gets so excited to go the bathroom because he knows it's guarantee scritches. I wondered if anybody else had also accidentally conditioned their pet like that and posted the question expecting a few cute pet stories," the Redditor said. But as you can see from the list, not only cats are fast learners!

According to Bell, any reward-motivated animal is the easiest to train, including dogs, cats, chickens, and even fish. "Their species doesn't matter as much as you'd think when it comes to training! The more they want treats or pets or attention or a certain toy, the easier they are to train. My two cats that are obsessed with treats are so easy to train that I can teach them a new behavior in a couple of 5-minute sessions. But my cat that is 'meh' about treats takes more time, work, and patience. Helpful training tip: I reserve treats for training time only. When they hear the treat bag crinkle, they know that they’re in training mode and are ready to learn. This gives more value to the reward which also helps with training."

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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
I take baths with my cat by letting her float in a plastic box. I keep the box in my closet. I only started doing this about a month ago, but now when I turn the bathwater on she runs to the closet and jumps in her box.
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However, the expert said that some pets are just not that motivated and are difficult to train. "If you have a pet that does not seem to get excited about anything: attention, treats, food, pets, toys, you should have them checked out by your vet to make sure they're feeling ok."

Many of the behaviors on the list are harmless and fun, but unintentional training can lead to tricky situations as well. For example, imagine every time you get out a carrier, your cat hides because it means it's going to the vet. Maybe you don't even need to imagine this scenario, maybe you've already experienced it! Annoying, right? Plus, the animal is experiencing added stress. But there's usually a way out. "A common solution for [the previously mentioned problem] would be to leave the carrier out all the time and make it appealing to the cat with a cozy blanket, toys, and catnip inside of it," Bell explained. "Then you've eliminated the 'getting the carrier out' part that causes them to hide. Then you reward the cat every time they go in the carrier on their own."

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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
I would playfully grab (not hard, really light) my dog's snout whenever we're playing. He somehow figured out it's my favorite thing to do when ever he comes over to me. So now, everytime he senses that I'm upset or sees that I'm crying, he would come up to me and gently put his snout in my hand.
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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
Our cat had impacted anal glands for awhile. We had to bribe him with treats for him to let us look to make sure he was doing alright. Now when he wants a treat he comes up and sticks his butt in our face.
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"If you've done something similar, don't worry because you can train the opposite behavior and they'll eventually forget about the unwanted behavior," Bell reassured. "Now when Yohan jumps on the counter, I casually set him on the ground without sweet talk, attention, or kisses. And then reward him when he stays on the ground. When it comes to cats: Ignore the behavior you don’t want and reward the behavior you want to see more of. Remember that punishment does not work with cats. It only causes stress and distrust and leads to even more unwanted behaviors."

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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
When I was little I would constantly carry around one of my cats, Feist. Since my hands were full with her I would use one of her outstretched paws to turn on lights whenever we entered a room.
Now the little bastard switches them on and off for fun.
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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
Somewhere along the way, my dog learned ‘get your toy’ means to pick up his nearest toy. I didn’t purposely train him to do it, but it’s good for when he’s about to leave one of them outside and I want him to bring it in. If there’s no toy around and I say this he’ll grab the nearest soft thing, usually some piece of clothing laying around. One time he tried to pick up the cat.
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All the attention u/shoonpo received over their post simply blew them away. In fact, they finally understood what 'RIP my inbox' really means! "It just made me super excited to see that so many people resonated with the question," the Redditor explained. "I absolutely loved reading and responding to the answers for the first couple hours after I posted. I went to bed shortly after and woke up to a gazillion notifications. It really was just so wonderful seeing how happy it made so many people though. I wished I could have interacted more, but I am definitely really grateful that I interacted the first couple hours."

But if you want to willingly condition your pet to do something, go to Best Friends and check out their amazing articles on pet training!

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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
My dad has our pets trained pretty well. Since our Labradoodle was a puppy, he would tell him: "It's time for all the puppies in all the world to go to bed." His bed time has always been 9pm. Now we just say "all the puppies" and he goes downstairs and into his kennel. If we forget, he puts himself to bed. :)
My dad works from home and will take a break to let the animals out into the backyard. He says "time for recess!" And they all come running, cats included!
Last but not least, when my dad plays the piano, the dog sits next to him and "sings". It's the world's most obnoxious bark/yowl combo. My dad has a way with animals.
365points

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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
I picked my kitten up a few times to kill some spiders up high for me. So now whenever I pick her up she looks up at the ceiling and looks for spiders.
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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
My cat meows twice (like “bless you”) when I sneeze and I say “thank you” back. She stared doing that on her own.
I stopped saying thank you a few times and now she won’t stop yelling at me until she knows I’m okay.
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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
My dog barks at any animal on the TV so I always told him whether he could actually take the animal or not and he's learnt that if I tell him that a polar bear will f**k him up then he shouldn't bark at it, but if there's a rabbit then he's got a shot of winning so he can keep going.
Now he barks then looks at me for approval to find out his odds before continuing.
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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
My cats love blanket caves or anything along those lines. One day I was wearing a pretty long dress and as a joke I covered one of my cats with my skirt. She sat right down and started purring like a motor. Now, anytime I have a long skirt on and crouch down to their level, she will dash under my skirt, make herself comfortable, and start purring. I worry about the day that she comes across another person in a skirt and dashes in like some pervy creep.
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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
My niece loves to FaceTime my mom to talk to her dog. When the dog was a puppy, my mom used to pull her onto her lap when she would get FaceTimed.
Now the dog is 80 lbs and will jump in your lap if your phone or tablet starts making the default FaceTime ring.
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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
Somehow we taught our dog the concept of trading. When we eat something she really wants she will go get one of her bones or toys, and if we carelessly take them from her she will casually try to take what we are eating, as if we shook on an exchange.
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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
My ex had a parakeet with the most personality I have ever met in a bird.
The birb used to mimick the sound that 'beeboop' sound that an android maked when you plug it in the a charger, and knew that meant it was time for bed.
So, whenever the bird was tired, it would make that noise, because that meant it was time to sleep. It mimicked it so perfectly that I found myself checking my phone whenever it was naptime for the birdy.
I miss you Pistachio!
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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
I had a dog when I was younger. When I put my shoes on, I would often pet him (he used to hang out in the coat room). He learned to bring shoes to me in exchange for head pats.
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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
Bring me dirty laundry.
One day my cat brought me a sock and it was so cute so I petted him and praised him. That started a cycle of it and now he’s constantly bringing dirty laundry to me.
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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
I conditioned my cats to use the scratching post with treats and pets and lots of "good boy, good boy."
For the last 7 years, whenever I have to tell my one cat to stop chewing on something or anything like that, he goes to that post and scratches furiously looking at me like "but I'm a good boy!!"
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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
My dog knew he would always get some ice to chew when I went to the fridge so any time he heard the ice machine on the fridge start he would come running in. Once he became deaf he would feel the vibrations in the floor from it and knew it was ice time!
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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
My wife and I have pretty set sleep schedules during the week. If we stay up later on the weekend or w/e, our dog gets VERY huffy/offended and will sigh passive-aggressively at us until we go upstairs to bed.
Oh, and if one of his bowls is empty he licks it (also passive-aggressively) and then makes direct eye contact.
224points

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43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
My cat will open the tray to my Xbox when he thinks I’ve been playing too long. Even if I just started
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