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45 Times People Thought They Were Being Very Smart But Ended Up Looking Like Complete Idiots
Funny,FailsFEB 10, 2021

45 Times People Thought They Were Being Very Smart But Ended Up Looking Like Complete Idiots

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They pretend to have triple-digit IQs, glasses thicker than Velma’s from Scooby-Doo, and they love flaunting their stuff—bragging about their big brains, of course! They’re the obnoxious wannabe eggheads that make the internet insufferable with their Thesaurus vernacular and incessant desire to prove that their intellectual capacity for reasoning (i.e., ability to sound smarter) is bigger than yours or mine. Combined.
The ‘I Am Very Smart’ Reddit community is chock-full of quality posts poking fun at people who think they have high IQs (but actually just have massive egos). And with a following of 1.5 million, you can bet that folks are interested in seeing these ‘mighty minds’ make utter fools of themselves.
Check out some of the best posts from the community below, upvote your fave pics, and be sure to follow their subreddit if you like their content. Bored Panda has written about the intellectually eloquent r/IAmVerySmart subreddit before, so when you’re done with this list, have a scroll through our earlier post, which can be found right over here.
Bored Panda wanted to learn more about the r/IAmVerySmart community, so we reached out to their moderator team and members. They're a vocal and friendly group, and they told us all about what their subreddit stands for, how it changed over the years, why people want to try to appear 'VerySmart(TM),' as well as how best to deal with anyone who's been hitting the Thesaurus way, way too hard.

#1 Too Busy To “Ackshually” To Appreciate A Joke, Only To Then Incorrect Them

Too Busy To “Ackshually” To Appreciate A Joke, Only To Then Incorrect Them
395points

#2 Bats Are Birds

Bats Are Birds
299points

#3 Absolute Alpha Intellectual. To This Day, I Still Don’t Get It

Absolute Alpha Intellectual. To This Day, I Still Don’t Get It
286points

The 'I Am Very Smart' community was founded way back in 2013, and it's one of the longest-existing veterans on Reddit. The moderators, even though they encourage poking fun at people who try to sound smart too hard, nonetheless don't tolerate anyone sharing any identifying information. The content's supposed to be about fun while indirectly celebrating actual critical thinking and intellectualism.

Moderator Thumbs0fDestiny was very open about the fact that the main draw of the 'I Am Very Smart' community is revealing someone else's blunder when, instead, people should be humble and succinct. In other words, the sub's popularity comes from one of the most human things ever, the joy that we get from seeing someone else fail or get humiliated, called schadenfreude.

#4 Someone’s Hot Take On The 4th Of July Was Wrong

Someone’s Hot Take On The 4th Of July Was Wrong
283points

#5 Haha... If You Don’t Get The Joke, You Are An Absolute Moron

Haha... If You Don’t Get The Joke, You Are An Absolute Moron
275points

#6 Too Smart To Appreciate A Good Play On Words

Too Smart To Appreciate A Good Play On Words
249points

Or, in their own words, as the mod went in character, pretending to be one of the people the community likes to laugh at: "Every day across the internet, people comment some of the most braggadocious drivel anyone could ever hope to hear, and they do so with such confidence and disregard for logic that it sometimes transcends the bounds of the page it's written on and becomes art. We collect those masterpieces of magniloquence and put them all in one easy-to-find location where people can come and talk and laugh about the cockalorum character that wrote them. What's not to love?"

"I've talked to NASCAR fans before who say they don't go for the race, they go for the crash. When one goes to the circus and sees the man put his head in a lion's mouth, somewhere inside oneself, they kinda want to see the lion chomp down. That's what you get, in the intellectual sense, when you come to r/IAmVerySmart," moderator Thumbs0fDestiny said, getting serious once again.

#7 He Just Tries To Correct The Already Correct Spelling Lmao

He Just Tries To Correct The Already Correct Spelling Lmao
238points

#8 I Don't Have An Iq Of 136 For Nothing

I Don't Have An Iq Of 136 For Nothing
230points

#9 This Meme Isn't Funny Because It's Incorrect

This Meme Isn't Funny Because It's Incorrect
226points

Meanwhile, community member OneGoodRib (loving these user names, by the way), point-blank said that people love laughing at others and there's less guilt if we all poke fun at the "chumheads" who are the targets of the subreddit. "I don’t feel nearly as bad about having a laugh about someone being pretentious as I do about laughing at, say, people who are dressed really poorly in public."

In OneGoodRib's opinion, some people are "super insecure" about their intelligence and believe that being smart is the most important thing in the world. That's why they're willing to sacrifice anything just to make others believe their IQs are hitting Super Saiyan power levels (even if it backfires... magnificently). "It’s okay that they don’t have friends, or talents, or accomplishments, as long as they just keep telling people they’re super smart. And of course some humans are just smug [jerks], it just happens that the people in this sub are smug about being smart rather than smug about motorcycles or veganism."

#10 Ummm... Yeah, That’s A Big Yikes

Ummm... Yeah, That’s A Big Yikes
223points

#11 Only The Most Intelligent Of People Can Understand This

Only The Most Intelligent Of People Can Understand This
216points

#12 Yeah, I Am Very Smart

Yeah, I Am Very Smart
215points

Nobody's a stranger to not wanting to sound like a fool, however. We've all been in situations where we end up regretting coming off stupid. However, the 'VerySmart(TM)' that are featured on the r/IAmVerySmart community overcorrect in these situations way, way, beyond the norm.

"There's a lot of id involved in the VerySmartTM commenters we feature. They seem to have much of their self-esteem tied up in the (mis)conceptions of their own intelligence, or the person they're talking to, depending on the circumstance. Who knows why," Thumbs0fDestiny mused. "Perhaps it's because everyone views themselves as the hero of their own story, and some people prefer playing the intellectual to the athlete."

#13 I Love Tinder

I Love Tinder
215points

#14 Stop The Assumptions Now

Stop The Assumptions Now
210points

#15 Nice Try, Smartie

Nice Try, Smartie
208points

They also had other ideas about why some folks try so hard to seem intelligent: "Maybe it's because they are actually of above-average intelligence and their life's circumstances have led to them being right so often, they now just take it for granted, and then we just happen to catch them when that assumption bites them on the ass. Or maybe the person views intelligence as a weapon, a status symbol that must be flaunted for its own sake."

#16 He’s Too Smart

He’s Too Smart
189points

#17 Nothing Is More Romantic Than Getting Mad Over "Btw"

Nothing Is More Romantic Than Getting Mad Over "Btw"
176points

#18 I Really Hope My Friend Was Being Sarcastic With These Messages

I Really Hope My Friend Was Being Sarcastic With These Messages
172points

At the end of the day, everyone's desire to sound smart can be as unique and varied as there are different individuals in the world. Most likely, it's a mix of many small, different reasons, the main one probably being that we've evolved to depend on our social group where reputation is everything... and being someone who's looked up to can mean the difference between a life of luxury and being an outcast who has to fend for themselves. However, our 'tribes' aren't dumb: they know when someone's desperately pretending to be someone better than they are.

#19 Pfff... Scientists Can't Get Anything Right

Pfff... Scientists Can't Get Anything Right
165points

#20 You're Hired!

You're Hired!
152points
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