30 Of The Most Interesting Answers To "What Are People Stupidly Proud Of?" Posted In This Online Group

My dad, a father of 7, brags that he's never changed a diaper. Like, congratulations on being no help?

Fake mental illnesses. Depression/anxiety/OCD are not cute and quirky, they’re debilitating af to people who actually suffer them

Not reading books. Actually boasting about it.

Edit: So far, the most tragic comments have been those defending TV watching as "taking just as much effort as reading".

Teachers being proud that their classes are hard and their students are always failing.

That their dog weighs so much but really it's an obese sausage with legs who can't even take three steps without running out of breath.

Willful ignorance. Example: pride in not knowing how to do basic math.

How sensitive people don't get along with them because they're "not afraid to openly speak their mind."

(aka they are a**holes who always have to share their questionable opinions very loudly)

"I haven't missed a day of work in years."

This usually means you went into the office while really sick, at least a couple of times.

Skin color. You fell out of your mother like that. It's not a personal achievement.

Drunk driving.

They say it like it makes them a super cooool dude. Wait until you hit and kill a child and then see how cool you think you are. Bellends.

Holding or Acquiring Believes or Opinions based on a single thing about yourself,

to say you will or won't do something because it's the (Alabama Way). Supporting everything America does because you're American. Supporting EVERYTHING a political party does because they're your political party. Supporting everything a woman does because you're a feminist.

The vroom vroom sound their car makes at red lights. Like dude. Cook it. You're in a Mazda.

Not knowing something.

I have a coworker who, whenever they saw me replacing the paper towels, would loudly and proudly declare they have never done that in the five years they worked there, and that they didn’t even know how. I certain he thought it was some amazing “look how smart I am” moment in his head, but all I could think of was, “I’d be embarrassed to not know something so basic, and certainly not proud to be that lazy.”

being cruel.

My ex actually said, "Yeah, I saw this guy in a pub yesterday who tried talking to us so I basically burned his stupid shirt for an hour lol," which is one of the main reasons I broke up with him.

Brand Loyalty,

If you're not getting paid to exclusively use Apple, Samsung, Sony, Nintendo, Nike, Adidas, Chanel then why are you going so a hard for them?

Followers.
Internet clout.

Long commute times and working hours.

Being religious

Teens who think that are gangsters.

1. Not reading books.
2. Not listening to experts.