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47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell

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Danny Veloz from Miami asked everyone on TikTok to share their unhinged corporate job hacks that allow them to endure the grind and has received more than 4,700 replies. Some of the tips addressed the importance of work/life balance, while others focused on things like networking and keeping appearances, using calendar blocks to sneak out for a midday workout, or dragging out bathroom breaks to scroll in peace. Clearly, the real skills are the ones you don't put on your resume.
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#1

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
TRUST NOBODY. DOCUMENT EVERYTHING.
49points

#2

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
Find your 3rd spot. As crazy as it sounds, you NEED a place to go that’s not at work and not at the house where you can relax, recharge, or socialize. Could be the gym, pickleball court, Starbucks, bar, or whatever works for you!
39points

Employee engagement — the emotional connection and commitment employees have to their work and organization — goes beyond employee satisfaction.

According to decades of research, when employees are engaged, it leads to:

  1. higher productivity and profitability;
  2. lower absenteeism and turnover;
  3. fewer safety incidents and quality defects;
  4. stronger customer loyalty.

However, only 21% of employees worldwide and 31% in the U.S. fall into the "engaged" category.

#3

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
Take lunch from 1-2pm, most people take lunch from 12-1pm, by doing this, you will have 2 hours of unbothered time.
39points

#4

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
Be nice to everyone but don’t trust anyone!
36points

#5

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
Learn how to detach your personal worth and self-esteem from your career. The moment you start internalizing professional feedback of any kind as some sort of a reflection for who you are outside of that job, you’re cooked. Detach and keep a very strict line between your personal and professional life.
34points

As we can see from the list, people come up with multiple ways to find their place in the workforce, but improving employee engagement is a shared responsibility within an organization. Leaders set the tone, and managers create the conditions.

Key drivers of employee engagement include:

  1. Purpose — Doing work that feels meaningful and mission-driven
  2. Development — Having opportunities to learn and grow
  3. Caring managers — Feeling supported by someone who genuinely cares
  4. Ongoing conversations — Receiving consistent feedback and coaching
  5. Focus on strengths — Being encouraged to use what you do best every day

So it's not just about how bad you want it, it's also about workplace culture and the support systems in place.

#6

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
Coworkers aren’t friends. They are just daytime trauma buddies.
33points

#7

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
Climb back down the ladder and preserve ur sanity. In hindsight, I wish I had done it 10 years ago.
32points

#8

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
Do not take the lunch break in front of the computer. Go to a park, take a break.
30points

#9

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
Job hopping is the only way to get an adequate pay rise.
25points

#10

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
It’s about being seen not about how hard you work so make sure you’re friendly and helpful towards everyone
25points

#11

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
Take advantage of anything worth value. 401k match, free legal counsel, tution reimbursement, turn business trips into vacations. Corporate jobs have a lot of perks, learn to use them to your advantage.
24points

#12

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
Visible medium work > invisible hard work.
24points

#13

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
Drink a lot of water so you get to go on side quests like refilling your water or going to the bathroom.
24points

#14

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
*HR is NOT your friend. *get EVERYTHING in writing. Be that person that sends an email 5 min after a meeting. "I just wanted to recap our meeting..." *don't over share personal information. Create boundaries and stick to them.
23points

#15

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
Any job can be remote if you dissociate hard enough.
22points

#16

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
Separate your identity as a person from what you do to earn money to live.
22points

#17

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
It is crucial to be important enough to not get fired but not important enough to get held accountable for anything.
22points

#18

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
Never let anyone know you don’t like them.
21points

#19

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
Realising its just a job and there are more important things in life like health, happiness and loved ones. they'll replace you, so don't stress yourself out.
21points

#20

47 Unhinged Tips From Corporate Employees Who Are Going Through The Same Hell
Literally don’t worry about anything, it's not like we are saving lives
20points
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