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"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
CuriositiesJAN 5, 2022

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them

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Companies offer a variety of perks and benefits to attract the right talent into their business. After all, the workers are one of the most valuable assets a business can have, so it’s worth making sure that they feel happy and productive both in and out of the workplace.
Unfortunately, some employers seem to have a different idea about what makes their staff feel truly appreciated. Reddit user Chocolat3City asked fellow r/AntiWork members: "What's the most insulting 'benefit' a job has offered you?" and the thread spread fast, with more than 26.2K people finding it relevant.
Whether it’s a free uniform, personal protective equipment or lunch, stories that people shared seem to be serving the employer, not the employee. Take a look at some of the best answers we collected from the thread and be sure to share your experience in the comment section below.

#1

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
Free lunch every day.
Sounds great but let me explain.
I started a job some years ago and one of the benefits they sold us on was that they bought us lunch everyday. Each day, they would take our orders in the late morning to have lunch delivered by lunchtime. We only ever ordered from like 2 or 3 places but hey, it was free. Cool. Great.
But the problem was when I tried to do anything other than sit at my desk and eat. After a couple weeks, I started leaving my place of work for lunch here and there just to run errands, have a phone convo with family/friends/gf, or just eat by myself at a restaurant (the food they ordered wasn’t bad but it got old quick).
After having done this a few times, my manager stopped me one day and asked where I was going and why I sometimes leave. I replied “I’m Going on lunch.” He told me that the whole point of them ordering lunch for us was so we could eat at our desks while we continued to work. I was shocked lol. I asked him if he understood how lunch breaks worked in relation to the law and that he can’t keep me hostage, especially since I’m not being paid for being there during that hour. He then passively aggressively said “okay do what you want I guess”.
205points

#2

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
Food stamp eligibility. They paid so little that they listed government assistance as a BENEFIT.
201points

Bored Panda reached out to the author of this post, Chocolat3City, to have a chat about benefits that employers offer but end up insulting the staff or potential employees. The idea to start this thread came from personal experience. The user lives in the U.S. and has just moved to another state. 

"I've been looking at new job postings on the internet, and saw many employers trying to couch standard workplace amenities as 'benefits'," they said. This made the user think of one of their first jobs out of law school: "It offered me 'free parking,' but the pay wasn't competitive."

The user mentioned this in their post, saying that a thing that helps a person to access their workplace is a benefit to the employer, not the worker. "It's kind of like allowing the custodian access to an elevator of the high-rise building where he works, and calling it a 'benefit.' I think not," they added. 

#3

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
Retail worker. As a reward for working through the Pandemic, the toilet paper crisis, not getting our pay for another 4 weeks and having one of our colleagues die of covid unexpectedly...
A box of 6 capri sun. There are 8 of us.
164points

#4

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
Silly socks day. To make up for the increase in abuse from patients (start of COVID). Thanks, my mental health is... great.
157points

The thread collected more than 7.3K comments where many started sharing their own experiences. Chocolat3City thinks that the r/AntiWork community found it so relevant probably because everyone has worked extremely hard just to survive for the last couple of years. 

According to them, some people are looking for work, while some have stayed in salaried jobs that are demanding more hours and scope without increasing compensation.

"We are particularly sensitive right now under these circumstances, and this fake benefits phenomenon both insults our intelligence and demeans the value of our labor. That's why I think many have such a visceral reaction to the post."

#5

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
A 'wobble room'. Basically a room where it was okay to go and have a little cry/freak out/meltdown if you got overwhelmed at work.
Instead of, you know, attempting to address the reasons why people were crying/freaking out/melting down at work...and then you were expected back front and centre for the rest of your shift.
156points

#6

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
Free personal protective equipment. Literally required to be provided by the employer too.
154points

Some benefits that the employers see as central are actually not so important in the eyes of the workers. According to a study from Robert Half, a global human resource consulting firm, companies often seem to miss the mark. More than 1.5K American employees and 600 HR managers participated in the survey. Results showed, that there seems to be a big disconnect between what’s being offered and what the staff actually wants. 

For example, 66 percent of employees would prefer a compressed workweek—where they work more hours but fewer days per week. Unfortunately, only 17 percent of companies offer this perk. Also, when it comes to healthcare, many workers seem to be indifferent about some of the benefits the employer provides, e.g. vision insurance, which only a fraction of them needs. 

#7

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
The 45 minute commute each way as a "great way to prepare for the day and de-stress when you go home."
What the f**k man.
147points

#8

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
Company listed "withholding taxes" as a benefit. You know, the thing that they're legally obligated to do as an employer. Still laugh at that one.
139points

#9

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
Weekend events, xmas parties.
Like I want to spend my personal time with work people...?
130points

Chocolat3City thinks that companies disguise common conveniences as benefits simply to make the job look better: "Just like how any product is marketed. Of course, employers are always looking for ways to provide less compensation and fewer benefits for their employees."

They added that these perks can be used to distract from non-competitive compensation. The author of this thread hopes that employers read this post and "see what we really think of the 'benefits' they offer us."

#10

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
Free uniform.
124points

#11

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
I have no maternity leave and hr told me that’s the benefit of working remote - I can just watch my baby while I work.
124points

#12

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
A pinball machine and pool table for use on breaks that people got shamed for using.
123points

#13

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
Casual Fridays. We're a tech business with no customer visits, why can't every day be casual?
115points

#14

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
Contact stated "flexible hours", but I was pulled aside and rinsed by a colleague and one of the company directors when I turned up at 9.30am on my second day.
It turned out that their interpretation of "flexible" went the other direction - you had to be in the office 9-5 plus at least 2 hours a day to "show your commitment".
113points

#15

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
Windows. (The kind you look through, not the OS.)
110points

#16

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
"Free Parking" at my workplace.
My thinking is that if it's something that only helps me access my workplace (which I wouldn't need but for the job), it's a "benefit" to my employer, not me.
It's kind of like allowing the custodian access to an elevator of the high-rise building where he works, and calling it a "benefit." I think not.
107points

#17

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
Pretending pizza is a 10k salary increase or anything significant
105points

#18

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
I cried at work and was offered a “normalize crying at work” sticker.
Didn’t seem to help.
102points

#19

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
They set up an online store for us to purchase company merch with and then offered everyone I think 20 or 30 in credit, which would have been nice if the cheapest thing wasn’t $65 plus tax and shipping
99points

#20

"It's A 'Benefit' To My Employer, Not Me": People Are Sharing 30 Insulting Things A Job Has Offered Them
This is a discussion I had with my previous employer before I accepted their offer letter, discussing compensation:
Me: I'm used to my annual bonus being a significant portion of my total compensation, what's your bonus structure look like?
Them: We don't make specific commitments, it depends on company performance and your annual review.
Me: Sure, I get that, but I need to know a general ballpark. Is 8-12% in the general range that I should usually expect to see?
Them: Yes
I didn't get it in writing, because I'm a dumbass.
Sign on, work a few months, Christmas/ New Year's comes around. HR hands out bonuses. I open my envelope to find a $10 gift card to a local grocery store.
Figure "I've only been here a few months, maybe I'm not eligible for bonus yet, oh well".
Next year comes around, and it's another $10 gift card for the grocery store.
Started applying for new jobs that day.
94points
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