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It’s been almost ten years and this card still works. It’s saved my butt so many times when I was struggling financially—I could go get dinner or sit in air conditioning for a few hours. I’m honestly shocked that it’s still valid but it’s probably the best thing I’ve ever won in my life.
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In a recent interview with Bored Panda, the OP, Juli, shared what made her think about the lifetime supply prizes: “I was ordering food for my cats on Amazon; they recommend a subscription plan where I don’t have to order manually every time. I thought of all the things that I regularly have to buy and in what intervals. I mean, you got toilet paper, trash bags in different sizes, laundry detergent, deodorant, cleaning wipes, shampoo, conditioner, shower gel, razor blades, toothbrush, toothpaste and the more frequent stuff like food and beverages.
“That’s A LOT and I hate the endless cycle of buying it, running out of it, buying it again. You’re telling me I have to do this till the day I die??? Sounds exhausting. If only one of those things was free and I wouldn’t have to take care of the shopping, it would make life so much easier.”
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I got an engraved executive when I won, but I also get a 12 pack of energels a year, two alloy barrels, and one libretto. They usually send me a 3 pack of any new pens or colors coming out, too.
I've been to their headquarters and factory in Japan. I explained who I was and what I had won, which they verified with order and shipping history. I got to take an in-depth tour with a SrEVP and got sets of drafting pencils (GraphGear Sharps), unique Japanese pens, and an original 1962 Sign Pen.
I had won when I was younger, several years later I was there training judo. I literally walked into their building to the receptionist and explained. A man came out, took my info and story, then left.
He came back with some papers, which turned out to be a copy of every shipment they'd sent. He was surprised i was telling the truth!
He went and got the SrEVP, and with my friend translating, we had a great time. They were still making some of their best fountain and executive pens by hand and that was 1999.
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“I’ve heard of those stories from people that won a lifetime supply of something and always wondered if that’s actually a thing and if so, how often it happens,” Juli continued, adding that she didn’t expect the hundreds, if not thousands, of answers.
“I was so overwhelmed by the amount of responses. Not a single boring or uninteresting comment. I‘m so glad I asked and got to read all those awesome stories,” she said.
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But then the company called him up, and next thing we know, he’s got a garage full of toilet paper.
The funny part is, my friend is the last person who’d ever think about needing that much toilet paper.
He’s super organized, and he lives alone, so he’s always been the type to buy in bulk and have a stockpile of essentials. Winning this contest was like hitting the jackpot for him.
He got so much toilet paper that he ended up giving it away to friends and family. For months, everyone knew that if they were running low, they could just call him up. He even donated a bunch to local shelters, which was really cool.
The supply lasted longer than he expected, but eventually, it ran out. It was a good run, though.
He said it felt like a little bit of a burden had been lifted when he finally had to go out and buy toilet paper again.
The redditor revealed that her favorite comment was this wholesome story, shared by the user ‘Pete4000’, with the free donut code that he shares with his friends and gives the donuts away to the homeless. “That warmed my heart and I wish people would do that more often if they get the chance,” Juli said.
“We buy so many unnecessary and overpriced things. If only we would consume more consciously, we would maybe have a couple bucks left at the end of the month to buy something nice for the less fortunate.”
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I ended up setting up in the middle of town and offered every resident as much chocolate as they could eat.
It was probably the biggest congregation of people in that (admittedly small) town's history.
All the chocolate was gone by the end of the day.
“While I complain about having to buy all those necessities listed above over and over again, I sometimes forget what a privilege it is to be able to afford it. I don’t have to be careful how much toothpaste or toilet paper I use, because I‘m able to buy more whenever I need,” Juli told Bored Panda.
“But that’s not at all the case for everyone and may also not last forever. I think we shouldn’t forget about where products come from, what natural resources they take up and what we really really need and which things we can do without. Next time maybe buy a donut for yourself and someone in need.”
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Three days later a delivery guy arrived completely pissed off banging the door and shouting why the hell I would let this be delivered by a standard parcel delivery service. I didn't have a clue what he was talking about until he showed me the packages. Apparently the seller sent me 8 30kg bags of chalk.
I require about 5kg of chalk a year for my garden. With the 240kg of chalk I got, I can last almost 50 years. By the time I'm out of chalk, I would be over 100 years old, which is an age not that many people will become , let alone while still gardening.
Bottom line, for 30 euros including shipping I now have a lifetime supply of chalk.
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They made a whole big deal about it and my picture was in the local paper. I got the pass, which was a business card sized laminated paper with their branding, my name, a bar code, and "irrevocable lifetime pass".
The first time I went to use it, they refused to let me in. I called the next day to speak with the manager and he told me the whole thing was a publicity stunt and I should feel good for having raised money for charity. I tried again and was denied access to the park. Then the third time I was denied entry, the card was confiscated, and I was "lifetime banned".
Nobody cared. The paper that ran the article, the contest organizers, nobody. I couldn't help but smirk when that place went out of business but, they went out of business maybe 10 years ago so I missed out on something like 30 years of using that pass. Of course I respected their lifetime ban, and was always open about my story and how I got banned for trying to use the lifetime pass they had given me. But nobody cared.
Update: This is a story about a kid getting screwed out of a prize through a loophole. Nobody was bodily harmed, nobody starved, there were no threats of violence. It's a case of poor business ethics, not a cause for moral outrage. Poor kid got screwed but, the world continued to spin, the tide continued to ebb and flow, and hurt feelings eventually were overcome. Please keep that in mind. Nothing I've mentioned here is worthy of anything more than a "wtf" as this pales in comparison to the real problems we face in this world.
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