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45 Times Text Messages Were Too Funny Not To Share On This Dedicated Instagram Account
FunnyFEB 9, 2022

45 Times Text Messages Were Too Funny Not To Share On This Dedicated Instagram Account

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As a millennial, I still remember calling my high school best friend and talking for hours until there was nothing in our lives the other didn't know about. But the world has changed a lot since then and so has our communication habits.
In 2018, there were 2.25 billion mobile phone messaging app users globally and this number is expected to grow to 3.5 billion by 2025. In many places, the phrase "Everyone's texting" is not even an exaggeration.
But reducing an interaction to just symbols can be tricky. When there's so little that holds a conversation together, things are bound to get (a little) chaotic. And the Instagram account 'Funny Texts' is a perfect example of that.
From contacting the wrong number to simple puns, continue scrolling to check out what it has to offer.

#1

Funny text message conversation about a mishap, featuring humorous elements and undelivered messages.
366points

#2

Funny text conversation about attending church, shared on a popular Instagram account.
356points

WeChat is popular in China, Line is big in Japan, and WhatsApp... Well, it's WhatsApp. It has 2 million users. But in these apps, messages travel over the internet rather than over phone lines like SMS texts and, interestingly, the United States is one of the few big countries where SMS, the texting technology with origins in the 1980s, remains a standard way to chat.

As Shira Ovide highlighted in The New York Times, America's SMS exceptionalism has its pros and cons. The biggest benefits of SMS are that it works on almost any phone, and people are not locked into one company's communications world. The drag, however, is that SMS has security flaws, and it lacks features of modern chat apps like notifications that your friend has read your message, or the ability to start a video call from a text.

#3

Funny text messages about a party, including a joke about congratulating a potato for a part in Toy Story.
355points

#4

Funny text exchange comparing a person to the sun, highlighting humorous misunderstandings.
350points

#5

Funny text message exchange about street names and addresses.
340points

Many people also think that texting is bad because it makes us lazy in the way we speak, but language guru David Crystal thinks that it's causing neither bad spelling nor moral decay.

The UK's leading linguistic academic told The Guardian, "Almost every basic principle that people hold about texting turns out to be misconceived."

#6

Funny text message exchange about being ignored like a god.
329points

#7

Funny text exchange about work; one person humorously describes delivering pizza as a heroic job.
321points

#8

Funny text exchange with mom: "Mom stop you are not funny," reply: "I made you."
304points

#9

Funny text exchange between dad and child about being adopted, highlighting humorous family banter.
291points

"Misspelling isn't universal: analysis shows that only 10% of words used in texts are misspelled. Nor are most texts sent by kids: 80% are sent by businesses and adults," Crystal explained.

"Likewise, there is no evidence that texting teaches people to spell badly: rather, research shows that those kids who text frequently are more likely to be the most literate and the best spellers, because you have to know how to manipulate language."

#10

Funny text exchange between mom and child about hitting a bunny, humorously canceling Easter.
289points

#11

Funny text exchange about grammar, involving a conversation on attending a Giants game.
288points

#12

Funny text message exchange on Instagram with a surprising dad-son conversation.
275points

#13

Funny text message conversation with dad about a butterfly, honeybee, and a cockroach.
274points

According to Crystal, if you can't spell a word, then you don't really know whether it's cool to misspell it in the first place.

"Kids have a very precise idea of context - none of those I have spoken to would dream of using text abbreviations in their exams - they know they would be marked down for it."

Of course, changing public opinion is hard work, but Crystal is hopeful he can convert the linguistic reactionaries.

#14

Funny text message exchange with miscommunication about visiting when no one is home.
273points

#15

Funny text message exchange about data usage limits with humorous auto-reply responses.
267points

#16

Text messages with humorous responses about Moses's case and parting the Red Sea.
265points

#17

Funny text message joke about keeping someone in suspense.
261points

"The reality is that people have always had a tremendous fear about the impact of new technology on language," Crystal said.

"When the printing press was first invented, people thought it was an instrument of the devil that would spawn unauthorized versions of the Bible. The telephone created fears of a breakdown in family life, with people no longer speaking directly to one another. And radio and television raised concerns about brainwashing.

#18

Funny text exchange about wearing pads incorrectly shared on Instagram.
261points

#19

Funny text message exchange about forgetting someone in a parking lot, shared on Instagram.
257points

#20

Funny text exchange about an embarrassing restaurant moment with music and laughter.
246points
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