50 Times People Heard Such Brilliant And Bizarre Pet Names That They Just Had To Share Them

Quoting my older sister who is a Vet:

Giant, very muscular white fur pitbull comes in with the spiked collar and looks aggressive. Upon entering, the dog ran up to my sister wanting belly rubs and was brought in for eating a rubber duck. Dog's name was Marshmallow because "he is a giant idiot with a heart of gold."

A friend has a dog named Covid. "My life is so much richer thanks to Covid." "I've had Covid for 10 years." "I got Covid last year, best decision I ever made."

I met a dog once called The Inspector. That is exactly what he looked like, too. Little Scottish Terrier. Could have used a monocle.

My dog is named Woofi Goldberg.

Three legged dog.

His name was "Yardstick" 🐕.

Thud, for an extremely clumsy German Shepherd.

Orange cat named Home Depot.

Cat named "Bikini". I thought it was weird at first until the owner lifted him up and showed me white markings on his underside that looked exactly like a bikini.

MC hamster.

I had a cat with thumbs named Motor City, due to his loud purr. Nickname, Detroit.

My friends family had a cat and then a stray started coming around and staying in the house. They called him, the other cat and eventually it just became Other Cat. He would even come to you outside if you called to him. He also only used the sidewalks, he would never cut across the grass to come to you.

I got 2 snapping turtles when I turned 5. One had the orange bands next to his eyes and the other had red.

Named them MichaelAngelo and Raphael. Not funny but I felt so cool naming them.

A friend of my named his dog "Dog" and his cat "Cat".
He also has a goldfish named Bruce.

This is Tater Tot. I was originally going to name her something cool, like Nebula or Nyx or something mythology related. But the person I adopted her from named her Tater Tot, and I thought it was stupid because ‘my name ideas are so much cooler….”

But, I’m a people pleaser and I didn’t dare change her name. And it’s grown on me. We also call her miss Taternator, like the terminator.

Friend had a pet pig named piggie smalls. Smalls [passed] and was replaced by Spamela.

His name was Mr. Nibbles lol which I later found out is because he likes to rip paper, cardboard, anything he can really.. & spit it out. He leaves little piles of mess everywhere. Thank god he doesn’t ingest it. Even his adoption paperwork has nibbles off the corner 😂

He sometimes goes by Mr Nibbles now.. but his official name is Former President WOODROW WILSON 🗣️

(& he loves my pregnant belly).

Belarus and we stuck with it because: (1) it’s the right thing to do; (2) it’s fun to say; and (3) more attention should be be paid to the last dictatorship in Europe that also had a recent successful coup. 🤣

We adopted a husky / lab puppy who is very fast and not especially bright. We named him Leroy Jenkins.

“Spoon” fits his personality. You can’t stay mad when you yell “SPOON!! KNOCK IT OFF” across the house.

It was for a cat with no eyes and his name was Nojos.