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40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread
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40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread

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Show me a person who claims they never talk nonsense and I'll show you a liar. Silly words falling from our mouths is what makes us human.
But preaching ignorance in an attempt to persuade others? Not so much.
Recently, Redditor GuyWithAScuffedLife asked other platform users: "What is the dumbest thing someone has said with full confidence?" And boy, did that question resonate with everyone!
So far, the post has received nearly 1,500 comments, many of which prove how easy it is to make a fool of yourself.

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40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread
"I don't eat cows, I eat beef."
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#2

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread
A woman yelled at me for parking a car with a handicap tag in a non-handicap spot. She believed that I had to park only in handicap spots.
244points

The idea for this post came to GuyWithAScuffedLife quite spontaneously. "I was talking with my friends and I was just scrolling through Reddit, and then decided to ask a random question," they told Bored Panda.

"There [were] a lot of liberal and democratic people [in the comments] because a lot of the replies were directed towards anti-maskers, Trump, etc." But the good thing was that a lot of the stories turned out to be funny and GuyWithAScuffedLife had plenty of opportunities for a good laugh. Which is what they think is how you recover after saying something stupid yourself.

"Just laugh at it with other people because there is no harm in [admitting to saying something silly] and laughing about it."

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40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread
Teenagers are too young to truly have anxiety, depression, or PTSD.
243points

#4

Discussing religion with two Christian friends (Brother and sister duo) - I’m a nonbeliever and they were in your face jerks about it. These two are pretty much why I hate discussing religion.
The sister said something like “I bet you don’t even know how many apostles there were!”
I said “Twelve.”
The brother shouts “Ha! Wrong! It was seven!”
To her credit, the sister immediately facepalmed. And I kid you not when I say this is my actual response: “So, was it Doc or Dopey that betrayed Christ?”
238points

#5

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread
"If evolution is true then how did a human man evolve perfectly to match a human woman."
As if they evolved separately then met up one day.
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Cherilynn Veland, MSW, LCSW, who is a counselor and coach based in Chicago and who has been helping individuals, couples, and families for over 20 years now, agrees. 

The best way to cope when we suffer from a verbal snafu, according to Veland, is to:

  • Try to learn from the feelings of shame that these situations create;
  • Use the mistake to practice humility;
  • Find the learning lessons in the mistake;
  • Practice laughing at yourself.

Plus, apologies are often accepted!

#6

"If pregnancy were really that challenging and such a burden, the human race would have died out a long time ago."
Yes, it was a man. Yes, I still know him.
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225points

#7

Gay people choose to be that way. Yup they wake up and think, well life is good I feel like being abused for no reason.
219points

#8

Was told by someone that Australia doesn't exist cuz we don't fit on the flat earth......... we were in Australia
214points

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40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread
“If evolution was real, why are there still monkeys?” – worst first & last date.
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40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread
"It's FAA law that there can only be one Christian pilot per plane. That way when the rapture comes, the other guy can land the sinners left on the plane safely."
This was in college. Not a religious college. She said this like we were the stupid ones.
206points

#11

The vaccine is made from aborted babies
196points

#12

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread
That being diabetic is something you can DO at home, and an addiction that is not suitable to DO when in public.
Yes, someone told me that in full confidence.
190points

#13

Being Bipolar is a choice. Yea sure it is sweetheart. I don’t talk to them anymore
178points

#14

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread
In my sex ed class in highschool, we had an assignment where we had to name all the parts of the male genitalia and this one girl said (with a nasty attitude, might I add) “men don’t have bladders!”
169points

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40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread
"Informed people don't make better decisions than uninformed people. That's a myth." He wasn't joking.
167points

#16

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread
I was told by a teacher that lots of people have diabetes and I need to get over it, it's not that big of a deal.
165points

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40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread
Rabbits lay eggs.
160points

#18

Maybe the thing about injecting bleach into your system to kill the coronavirus
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#19

Someone told me you could get to Hawaii by boat in 20 minutes because it’s right off the coast of California.
I think he was looking at one of those maps that had Alaska and Hawaii in the bottom left corner and thought that’s how it really was.
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152points

#20

“I didn’t know Hitler was Australian.” If you didn’t get it, I would gladly tell you the full story if you want to.
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