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Him: “Just bear down and push it out like you do when you pee. Women can do that.”
Me: “…no, we can’t. That’s not a thing.”
Him: “If you can do it when you pee, you can do it to get rid of your period. Women just use it as an excuse not to have s*x.”
I was so stunned I asked him to leave and broke it off with him the next day. Unbelievable.
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In this day and age, with so many people in developed and developing nations having access to the internet, it’s easier than ever to learn new things, brush up on the topics you’re fairly weak at, and stay up-to-date with the latest news. There are also lots of internet resources and courses—both paid and completely free—available online, alongside tutorials, how-to’s, and guides. In other words, increasing your knowledge is mostly a question of drive and motivation, not of access to information.
Statista reports that as of February 2025, there were a whopping 5.56 billion internet users worldwide. That’s over two-thirds of the global population (67.9%) that has access to the internet. Meanwhile, the vast majority of internet users are also social media users (5.24 billion out of 5.56 billion).
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Among the countries with the highest level of internet access, you’ll find Norway, the Netherlands, and Saudi Arabia. There, a jaw-dropping 99% of the population had internet access as of April 2024. On the complete opposite side of the scale is North Korea, with virtually no internet access among the general population.
Globally, Asia leads with the number of internet users (2.93 billion), followed by Europe (750 million users). Despite such widespread internet access, country income levels are, nonetheless, an essential factor. Around 93% of the population of high-income countries have access to the internet versus just 27% in low-income nations.
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I told her I take my glasses off at night, and she seemed genuinely surprised that was an option. I'm surprised she didn't ask me if I can see my dreams without glasses on.
#9
umm...what?
A good rule of thumb when you don’t know something is to admit to it and ask someone else to explain the topic to you. Either that or politely stay quiet. It’s basic humility. When you’re forced to suddenly have an opinion on something when you literally don’t know the first thing about the topic, you might come up with a stance that has barely anything to do with objective reality. Furthermore, you might end up sticking to that erroneous opinion even later when faced with facts.
What’s more, it’s arrogant to claim you know something that you don’t. It could be quite embarrassing when other people realize that you’ve been bluffing. So, honesty is the best policy. In the meantime, you can brush up on the topics you’re ignorant about by doing some basic research and cross-referencing reputable sources.
#10
"Okay, so a plain hamburger?"
"NO I F*****G SAID _____"
Told them they ordered a plain hamburger and they could save money. I was informed that I was, in fact, stupid as s**t and they ordered cheeseburger________
So they got rung up cheeseburger without these and I never tried to help someone out in fast food again.
#11
I think about this more often than I want to.
#12
-US Congressman.
What are the dumbest things you’ve ever heard someone say to you, dear Pandas? How did you react and what was the first thing that went through your mind?
On the other hand, what’s the silliest, most derpy, ignorant thing you’ve (accidentally) let slip? What knowledge and skills do you think everyone should have? Let us know what you think in the comments!
#13
Thankfully my cousin recovered and is doing well.
#14
She said oh you look like him. He was a Buddhist monk i met when I was traveling, but he died.
*but he died*
Yeah that's me, the dead guy... she wasn't joking lol.
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I emailed back one .pdf file of the document.
HR demanded I send 2 more .pdf copies.
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So, here I am, an American, living in Texas, from Texas, with a British accent.
Which of course, requires explaining why I have the accent to EVERYONE I met from the age of 13 through the age of 35—when it finally faded away...mostly...it comes and goes here and there.
So, I was 23 years old, in college, and working as a delivery driver. I explained why I had the accent to my coworkers, because a guy who was born in Texas, living most of his life in Texas, having a British accent requires explaining your backstory to everyone you work with.
While standing in a Pizza Hut in the middle of Texas, a coworker asks, 'Can you say something in English?'.
I asked what he meant, and he said, 'Oh, that's right, you said it's a British accent. So can you say something in British?'.
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A for effort? Jk! That is my favorite “insult” I have received to this day!