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“Guess What She Does For A Living”: 30 Of The Worst Baby Names People Have Encountered
ParentingJAN 31, 2025

“Guess What She Does For A Living”: 30 Of The Worst Baby Names People Have Encountered

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According to the latest data, the most popular baby names in the US are Olivia for girls and Liam for boys. In the UK, the charts are topped by Olivia (again!) and Muhammad.
However, not all parents want to follow the prevailing trends and opt for more, let's call them, creative choices. You might have a few examples in your own inner circles, too. Or be one yourself!
Interested in the unusual, we even discovered a couple of online threads where people share those that they believe should never, ever be used—but somehow are.

#21

“Guess What She Does For A Living”: 30 Of The Worst Baby Names People Have Encountered
Met a young couple with an adorable little girl.

I held her for a few minutes and asked what her name was.

They replied “Grendel.”

I said that she was going to be a real man-eater when she grew up.

They didn’t know what I was talking about.

I told them to Google or Wiki the name ‘Grendel.’

I would have paid a lot to be there when they did that … !
42points

#22

“Guess What She Does For A Living”: 30 Of The Worst Baby Names People Have Encountered
Stuff like Precious, Chanel or Diamond.
39points

#23

“Guess What She Does For A Living”: 30 Of The Worst Baby Names People Have Encountered
A place I worked at had a student named MLE. as in “Emily”.
38points

#24

“Guess What She Does For A Living”: 30 Of The Worst Baby Names People Have Encountered
Really aggressive "masculine" names like Jagger, Axel, Diesel, Gunner. Also naming siblings very similar names ie: Emma and Emily, Jack and Jake, Taylor and Tyler. No, it's not cute that "they match! "...Let your kids have their own identity!

same goes for Steele, Magnum, Blaze, and Hunter.
36points

#25

“Guess What She Does For A Living”: 30 Of The Worst Baby Names People Have Encountered
When I was around 6 or 7…my dad took me to the doctors. It was a normal day like any other, but I noticed a girl sitting across from me. She looked about my age and had the biggest smile on her face. I then heard the nurse call her name… Precious… Butts? Yes… that was her name. Precious Butts. I was so shocked when I heard that and I tried so hard not to laugh. A couple years later, my dad and I went to Home Depot to pick up paint and who were we checked out by… none other than Princess, Precious Butts’s SISTER, It was great lol
34points

#26

“Guess What She Does For A Living”: 30 Of The Worst Baby Names People Have Encountered
Khaleesi. Or any other name from whatever tv show / movie is popular at the time they're born. By the time they're ten, 99% of the time that name will be all but meaningless to most people, except as a 'remember that thing that nobody cares about any more?' sort of reminder.
32points

#27

“Guess What She Does For A Living”: 30 Of The Worst Baby Names People Have Encountered
Babygirl. The woman was in her sixties.
32points

#28

“Guess What She Does For A Living”: 30 Of The Worst Baby Names People Have Encountered
When I was around 12, I knew a kid named "Store". The f**k kind of name is store?
31points

#29

“Guess What She Does For A Living”: 30 Of The Worst Baby Names People Have Encountered
Any liquor based name.

You have damned your child to, at the very minimum, a life of stripperdom.

I went to school with a girl named Taquila. Guess what she does for a living.
30points

#30

“Guess What She Does For A Living”: 30 Of The Worst Baby Names People Have Encountered
My father knew someone in grade school names Jack Hass. When teachers would as his name, he’d say it right out as natural as can be. There was a very good lady in Texas in the 1920s, or so, named Ima Hogg. My last name is Storton. When my first son was on the way, I went around telling people I was going to name him Norton. lol
22points
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