Some people’s level of intelligence might have many of us mere mortals in awe, a little envious, or maybe even feeling inspired to boost our own brain power. Then there are those who are so insanely bright that it’s actually creepy.
We’re not talking about well-read folk, or those who nail pub quiz every week. We are referring to that rare, off-the-charts, stop-everyone-in-their-tracks type of intelligence that is both a wonder and a ‘WTH?!’ to witness. They’re almost uncomfortably smart.
Someone recently asked, “What's the creepiest display of intelligence you've ever witnessed in real life?” and more than the square root of 12,250,000 answers came flooding in. That’s over 3,500 replies in case you were wondering. Our brilliant Bored Panda team has dissected all of them to bring you only the best in the listicle that follows.
Expect stories about eidetic memory, Aphantasia, polyglots, whiz kids and even animals wowing people with the way their brains operate. From a guy who struggled to read but taught himself college chemistry from a textbook in one evening, to a child with an intellectual disability who could put a 500-piece puzzle together with the pieces flipped to the blank side (no imagery to fit together), some of these tales could give Albert Einstein a run for his money.
#41
I had a classmate who was an incredible artist. She would draw with a ballpoint pen all over her notes and produce these astonishing scenes. Her drawings were gritty, nightmarish and incredibly realistic. I never understood how she could draw with such perfect shading and proportions just from her imagination.
One day she was working on a gnarly drawing of a small mouse standing in a thin pool of blood nibbling at the corner of a severed human ear. I asked her ‘how do you get these drawings so perfect when you don’t have a reference?”
“I do have a reference,” she said and pointed to an empty spot on her desk. “He’s sitting right there.” She focused back in on that empty spot and kept drawing.
I don’t know if that’s intelligence or what, but it was definitely unsettling.
One day she was working on a gnarly drawing of a small mouse standing in a thin pool of blood nibbling at the corner of a severed human ear. I asked her ‘how do you get these drawings so perfect when you don’t have a reference?”
“I do have a reference,” she said and pointed to an empty spot on her desk. “He’s sitting right there.” She focused back in on that empty spot and kept drawing.
I don’t know if that’s intelligence or what, but it was definitely unsettling.
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8points
#42
Gene Simmons picked my accent as not only Australian, but Melbournian specifically when I'd only said about three words to him. Australians can't even do that.
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7points
#43
Friend's brother. He's an Englishman, a linguist, went with my friend to Norway for a conference (my friend went with to hang out and be a tourist). He didn't speak any Norwegian before he went, on day 3 he could read it and order at the restaurant and conduct their business in Norwegian, by the end of the week he was fluent.
He told me that Hollywood style universal eidetic memories are bull but some people have specialized ones - in his case he can remember every single thing he has ever read, down to location on the page. He won't be able to tell you *when* he read it or anything like that, just the actual content.
Conversely, he doesn't understand machines at all. Friend found him one day making coffee in the frying pan he'd just made eggs in because he couldn't figure out the coffee machine.
He told me that Hollywood style universal eidetic memories are bull but some people have specialized ones - in his case he can remember every single thing he has ever read, down to location on the page. He won't be able to tell you *when* he read it or anything like that, just the actual content.
Conversely, he doesn't understand machines at all. Friend found him one day making coffee in the frying pan he'd just made eggs in because he couldn't figure out the coffee machine.
7points
#44
A former manager of mine. In the course of one presentation, spoke 8 different languages fluently. Answered questions from visitors who spoke those 8 languages and the presentation was on silicon wafer development and etching for computer chips. For “fun” she was getting her doctorate in mathematics. In a company full of smart people, she was a rockstar.
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7points
#45
My son, who is autistic, can tell you what day of the week a date was. January 10, 1789? yep...any date, any year. He can also travel down a street one time and tell you all the names of the businesses in order on that street. AND-he can tell us what we were doing and what we ate on days as well. In conversation "Didn't we eat a pizza at the mall in this city last year in February?" yes, we at xyz pizza at xyz pizza place on February 15, 2025. Their health rating was 93.
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7points
#46
Not really creepy, but a guy I went to undergrad and med school with went through an entire semester of upper level organic chemistry and missed maybe two answers. We had weekly 10 question quizzes where 6/10 was great. Tests would be curved where 70 or so was a A. There he was every time, one person in the class got 100. Every week 10/10. He didn’t seem to study much and he liked his weed. Had highest score in our class on Step 1 and Step 2. Just effortless.
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6points
#47
Was doing a general quiz with a few friends. One of whom answered the most random question and he was the only person to answer in a room of ~100 individuals. Keep in mind these are individuals who go to weekly quiz's to show off their knowledge and take it extremely seriously. When we asked him how did he know the answer he then proceeds to tell us he read it in a book while taking a sh*t and one of our friends houses when he was 15 (~5 years prior to this night). We all immediately realize he has photographic memory and is super smart. Still good friends with him today but this night changed my perception of him entirely.
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6points
#48
One of my friends just remembers everything we've talked about and he says it's normal with most people he knows. At first I thought he was just in love with me and obsessing but he can just do it with everyone.
Like I'll tell him something and he'll say he's knows and then tells me the exact day and place we were when I told him, what else we were talking about and how it came up. (This is things from like 4 years ago). It's kinda nuts, like he has to pretend to not know things about people because people get weirded out.
But ever since I told him to not do that with me it's really great! Like I can talk to him about a friend I haven't mentioned in a year and he'll just know everything about them, it's like he just has the encyclopaedic knowledge of everything anyone's ever told him.
Like I'll tell him something and he'll say he's knows and then tells me the exact day and place we were when I told him, what else we were talking about and how it came up. (This is things from like 4 years ago). It's kinda nuts, like he has to pretend to not know things about people because people get weirded out.
But ever since I told him to not do that with me it's really great! Like I can talk to him about a friend I haven't mentioned in a year and he'll just know everything about them, it's like he just has the encyclopaedic knowledge of everything anyone's ever told him.
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#49
A historian i know was scheduled to do a 80-minute talk about the Gulf war in the 90s at a University. He had done many of them before, but still had to have his notes in front of him during the talk, because it is just impossible to remember 100% of the information in that moment, and also mention it when it makes sense. Or so he believed. When he shows up, he sees posters about an upcoming talk by Political activist/Linguist Noam Chomsky. And it has the Gulf War on the poster. He decides to check this one out after his own talk. And it turns out that the university had made a blunder. Chomsky was booked for a Q&A. However a lot of the audience expected Gulf war talk. So Chomsky says: I can give you the textbook version before I add some personal remarks. He then goes on to give an identical speech in front of the historian, while he is checking his own notes to double-check if Chomsky is forgetting anything, but no. Totally unprepared to speak on this. No notes in front of him.
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5points
#50
Girl I worked with knew the lyrics of any song I played. Even obscure random songs. She knew them word for word. Different genres and everything.
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5points
#51
Not really creepy, just unnerving and sobering - also, not intelligence per se, rather experience and knowledge:
A few years ago, my family and I were watching Wall-E with a family friend who used to be a UK Royal Marine. He was (and remains) a very gentle, easy going fella in his civilian life. We were watching it with our kids and we all laughed when Eve first used her blasters (or whatever) as it seemed overpowered.
My friend then said ***“Well, she’s doing risky reconnaissance - I’m not surprised she’s heavily armed”***.
Some sobering real world experience there.
A few years ago, my family and I were watching Wall-E with a family friend who used to be a UK Royal Marine. He was (and remains) a very gentle, easy going fella in his civilian life. We were watching it with our kids and we all laughed when Eve first used her blasters (or whatever) as it seemed overpowered.
My friend then said ***“Well, she’s doing risky reconnaissance - I’m not surprised she’s heavily armed”***.
Some sobering real world experience there.
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5points
#52
I know a guy who'd go upto women in clubs and say "Tell me your name and I'll tell you your postcode" (He was a postman".
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4points
#54
We once had a waitress who took all the orders for a table of ten without writing them down! This was before the technology that would have aided her. You could see in her eyes that she was somehow memorizing them. Cataloging them. She got them all correct.
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4points
#55
Dark triad people are interesting, and they seem to like me. If you notice one and talk to them about it in a friendly and non judgmental way, it’s amazing what they’ll tell you and the casualness in how they’ll describe it.
I remember one of them telling me how she would notice almost immediately the little things that would make someone respond positively and negatively. Then she could pick up the patterns that people followed in their interactions with others, and how she could very systematically pepper those positive and negative triggers in to gain trust, attention, sympathy, etc. and how she could sow disfavor on others if it suited her.
What’s doubly weird is that these people will still try to use these tactics on you even after they’ve explained them. Doubly entertaining that they could be sobbing or screaming or happy one moment in feigned emotion, and if you call them out in private, a switch will flip when they realize you’re not falling for it.
I remember one of them telling me how she would notice almost immediately the little things that would make someone respond positively and negatively. Then she could pick up the patterns that people followed in their interactions with others, and how she could very systematically pepper those positive and negative triggers in to gain trust, attention, sympathy, etc. and how she could sow disfavor on others if it suited her.
What’s doubly weird is that these people will still try to use these tactics on you even after they’ve explained them. Doubly entertaining that they could be sobbing or screaming or happy one moment in feigned emotion, and if you call them out in private, a switch will flip when they realize you’re not falling for it.
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3points
#56
Someone predicting exactly what I was about to say, word for word. I still think about it.
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3points
#57
Well when I was back in college ,a random guy texted me on Instagram and since my account was private I did not see the other inbox where these texts go in ,after almost a week I noticed someone had texted. He did not look familiar soo I asked if I knew him from somewhere , he said no but “I know you” and then he told me that he saw me around my college campus got my vehicles number and put that in the road tickets website and got my name and then looked it up on Instagram and sent me a text because he thought I was cute !
It was creepy but at the same time I was amazed that this was even possible.
It was creepy but at the same time I was amazed that this was even possible.
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3points
#58
Watched someone in Vegas win hand after hand of poker. Stopped after maybe 20k in winning and said “I’m bored.” This was someone I knew well who was a math genius. I asked why he didn’t gamble all the time.
He said “it doesn’t interest me. I could win all day every day.”
Please note he worked in finance and made crazy money. Just interesting to watch someone not want to win every nickel they could.
He said “it doesn’t interest me. I could win all day every day.”
Please note he worked in finance and made crazy money. Just interesting to watch someone not want to win every nickel they could.
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