32 People Used The Anonymity Of The Internet To Share The Secrets They’ll Never Reveal In Real Life

I absolutely hate my mother and fantasize about spraying pee all over her grave when she finally goes. My pee, from a water bottle which I will have peed in earlier so as not to attract unwanted attention at the cemetery. Also considering bringing a salt shaker to ensure nothing will ever grow there. Did I mention I hate my mother? She’s mean as a snake. I’ll never actually do any of these things, and I’m civil to her for my dad’s sake, but thinking about it is really soothing sometimes…

This one’s pretty dark just fyi. I was deployed to Iraq. We had a hot headed guy who would be a gunner on the humvees and shoot a ton of warning shots when vehicles got close. Like 10x the amount everyone else in our platoon combined. Anyway, I got out on a detail away from my platoon for a couple months. When I got back it was the same ole thing. A few years after we got back I was talking to a friend of mine who was in my platoon over there. Turns out this guy who was the hot head straight up blew a dudes head off in a car in front of him and shot a dude in a bus when he was the passenger. I’m talking they weren’t even near our platoon. He straight up [ended] them. Want the kicker? He’s now a cop in North Carolina.

I never got Covid, aka I have no friends.

I have a pretty mild one I'm willing to share. I have a friend who's been single for a very long time. Whenever we talk about girls he pretty much always talks about one girlfriend he had during high school. He keeps talking about that relationship and expanding on the lore and the intricacies of how they had so much passion but life pulled them apart.

What he doesn't know is that I know for a fact that the girl he's referring to did not have a relationship with him. I know at least 3 different people who hooked up with her during the timeline of his alleged relationship and that she later had a relationship with another guy for some years before she moved away. It's not a case of my friend having been cheated on or lied to, he was basically her orbiter at the time and got 2-3 pity hookups but he's twisting reality to make their friendship appear as a relationship. I don't have the heart to tell him that I know he's lying, so I just nod in agreement.

i am into some extremely nsfw stuff. i’ve never told anyone the extent of my fantasies, my current bf gets me closer to blurting some out everyday but there are fantasies of mine that i will take to the grave.

I have never told anyone the number of sexual partners I have had, but my wife tried to guess, and the number she guessed was 10% of my real number. I let her think she was right, and she got upset because she said she was intentionally overestimating.

that i hate my brother.

i wish he was never born because he has cast a whole big shadow over my life.
he gets everything and i have to fight for even a scrap of attention, its terrible.

im just so stuck because im still young and we don't get invited to family events anymore because he would make a fuss, so i practially have no one to go to.

I know where the 7-iron really was that day. Doug didn’t leave it on hole 6. I used it to hit a ball back into the driving range and the club slipped out of my hand and landed in a tree. I also used to look at that tree for a good year or so each time we played, praying that you wouldn’t see the sun reflecting off it as you’d know it was me. (My friend’s mum’s golf-set).

I think I'm a narcissist. I don't go around ghosting or manipulating people but my empathy is very selective. Sometimes, I can't cry. Sometimes, I enjoy the pain of those who wronged me. Most times, I really care about how people treat ME and see ME and disregard what I might say to them in the process.
My feelings are so intense. They go from 100% caring to not caring at all. And I don't know how to regulate.

I have lots of femboy (stuff) but I dress like a lumberjack most days I’ve been told, so I don’t think anyone suspects anything.

I have feelings for someone my son looks up to. I could probably tell that person how I feel, but I am not going to. I don't want to make things awkward or embarrass my son.

I stopped loving her when she asked for an open relationship. The fault was mine, for the record, but I should’ve told her then. I was too scared of losing my first real shot at love, than realizing something should have changed then and there, and it would’ve completely changed both of our lives if I had. I’m sorry, to you, and to myself.

I’ve intentionally avoided every phone call from my one and only friend lately because I just haven’t felt like talking.

EDIT: I don’t know if this is something I would necessarily take to the grave, but it’s all I could come up with at the moment.

I still like her, regardless of how much of an AH she was, I'm not telling anyone tho.

In the early 2000s, I would fix my neighbor's laptop regularly, usually just a tune up or software update from time to time. What he didn't know was that I installed a program that allowed me remote access to everything on the laptop: his vast homemade porno collection, his screen, and even his webcam, which he would conveniently leave open when he's "adding more content" to the aforementioned homemade porno collection.
One day, we had a disagreement, and I got so angry, I decided to grab as many videos as I can from the laptop and upload them to a popular adult website that I knew he frequented. It only took a couple days for him to stumble upon one, then another, then a few more of those premium videos. Due to my background and personality, he never suspected me. In fact, he came to me a week later, asking me to check out his laptop because he suspected someone may have gotten access to his important, personal files.