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There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong
Funny,FailsNOV 10, 2024

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong

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There's a famous saying: "There is no such thing as a stupid question." Even astrophysicist Carl Sagan thought that "every question is a cry to understand the world." Yet the questions that the people in this list were asked would probably elicit an "I'm not mad, just disappointed" headshake even from Sagan.
A few months ago, one Redditor asked others to share the dumbest questions someone legitimately asked them. And, boy, did people not disappoint, as almost 8,000 netizens rushed to the comments to share some instances of others being dumb.
Bored Panda got in touch with the author of this thread, u/Isellkidsontemu. They kindly agreed to have a chat with us about what prompted them to post this question and whether there really is no such thing as a dumb question.

#1

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong
A long time ago working retail, someone came up to me and asked me if I worked there, to which I replied “no ma’am I’m just a mannequin”, and she just straight up sighs and said to herself “not again Stacy, why do you always end up talking to inanimate objects. You gotta stop smoking so much, god!” and she just left. I hope Stacy’s ok.
262points

#2

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong
I was born with one arm (the right one), and people used to ask me all the time if I was left- or right-handed. I got tired of answering such a stupid question so I started answering left and let them figure it out.
198points

#3

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong
My brother-in-law's girlfriend was amazed that I had two brothers and no sisters and asked me how that is possible because she thought that humans gave birth in a boy/girl/boy/girl sequence and couldn't wrap her mind around how someone could give birth to 3 boys and no girls.

I'm not convinced that she is not some alien trying to pass off as a human and failing miserably.
190points

The Redditor tells us that he came up with the question while one day just hanging out at home. They thought of such nonsensical questions as someone asking "Are you ok?" after they see a person falling. "[I] put it on r/AskReddit not expecting much engagement, then I wake up and my inbox is exploding! It was amazing," u/Isellkidsontemu recounts.

The Redditor doesn't agree with the famous saying that there's no such thing as a dumb question. "Some people may not know and that's okay, but there are some questions that people should just know, like two plus two is four," the Redditor says. "Unless you're in the first grade, you should know."

#4

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong
I was at Walmart, a worker, young kid, asked about my hat. I told her I have cancer, and the chemo caused me to loose my hair. She looked at me square in the eye and said “Did you survive?”. It took everything in my power not to say “No, I didn’t. I’m actually dead. I’m a ghost.“.
182points

#5

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong
I have waist length, deep purple hair.

A clerk at the beauty supply store said "Wow, your hair looks great! Did you dye it that way?"

No, I had a tragic grape juice accident when I was four and now it just grows this way.
180points

#6

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong
My mother had dementia and the Social Worker asked me "" what relation are you to your mother ?".
164points

u/Isellkidsontemu says they'll probably be more cautious about asking questions after reading the many answers in the thread. "I am a little more cautious when asking questions, not accidentally saying something stupid and obvious. It's a wonder and I'm proud to have this account, never did I expect so many people to actually respond to that!" 

The famous saying about dumb questions, perhaps, is more applicable to scientists. When you're in any kind of learning environment, asking questions is crucial. How else will you learn? There's apparently an African saying, "No one is without knowledge except he who asks no questions."

#7

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong
Someone asked me to repeat the pronunciation of my last name and followed it up with, "Are you sure?".
160points

#8

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong
I was showing a friend a telescope and pointing out all the constellations and planets I knew, and he legitimately asked me “Where’s earth?”.
159points

#9

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong
"How long have you been twins?".
149points

Why are we afraid of asking questions? Because we worry we might look dumb. Naturally, no one wants to end up in a thread like this because of their intellectual failures, but sometimes we have to get off our proverbial high horse and accept that we don't know something.

Psychologist Paul E. Spector writes that "asking and answering questions can be an art and should be encouraged." People are reluctant to ask questions because they don't know what they don't know, or think they know something when they actually don't. A good instructor's job, according to him, is to make people comfortable enough so they're not afraid to ask stupid questions.

#10

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong
I worked at Yellowstone National Park in the early 2010s and one of the tourists, a French lady, came up and asked me when the animals were going to be brought out for people to see.
142points

#11

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong
I was at Niagara Falls with my British sister-in-law. We were looking at the section of the river right where the water goes over the falls. She asked me "Is the water very toxic, then?" I replied, "No, the great lakes is where southern Ontario gets it's drinking water. Why would you think it's toxic?" She replied, "Well, everyone who falls in the river here, dies." I had to explain that they died because they went over the Falls. This had never occurred to her.
139points

#12

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong
"Is that your real skin?"

I think she meant to ask if I'd had cosmetic work done, but I was quite alarmed. No. No, it's not. It's a backup skin that I carved out of a turnip.
137points

#13

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong
Used to be a whitewater raft guide. No end of dumb questions. One was "Do the rocks (in the river) go all the way to the bottom?" No, they're those special floating rocks wtf.

Also, "do we get out where we started?" Implying the river goes in a circle, like an amusement park ride.
126points

#14

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong
Someone asked me once if bananas were vegan......their justification was "maybe they're tested on animals" *HUH*????
126points

#15

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong
"How did they train all the dinosaurs in the Jurassic Park movies?".
121points

#16

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong
"Is it true you all live in igloos?"

Asked by someone from the deep south when I worked help desk for IBM in Canada. Dead serious.
118points

#17

I was on the phone with an American based hotel chain, looking to book a hotel in Seoul. The agent wasn’t familiar with that location, so I shared that it was in Korea.
“Kansas?”
“No, the country-Korea.”
*silence while typing*
“North or South Korea?”

I refrained from pointing out the likelihood of an American chain having a location in North Korea.
114points

#18

"If there's a deep end and a shallow end, how come the water is flat on top?" - my ex's sister, she was around 30 at the time.
113points

#19

Do chinchillas poop?


My schoolmate at a university wanted one as a pet "because it's cute". She was 20 years old at the time. After she learned that chinchillas do indeed poop, she no longer wanted one. .
107points

#20

Me and bunch of friends were talking about the discovery of atoms when one of them says something like: "It's amazing, How did they even know that they were called 'atoms'?!"


*Silence*.
107points
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